Lol...nice...here are the ones I have so far...
Math and Language Art Song
Count to four and count to two
That’s all you ever ask me to do.
You want me to read and multiply too.
I think I’m getting the school house blues.
Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet too,
Too many books, you know it’s true.
I can make a math lesson out of counting pages,
Oh at this rate I’ll be making minimum wages,
I’ve got the school house blues.
Math and Science Song
Measuring the weight of my doggies crap,
If he’s eating too much no more sitting in my lap.
Get him out walking at least a mile,
Once he loses ten pounds it’ll make me smile.
Back on the scale for the check up trip,
Weights off of his body, but stuck on his hips.
Luckily he’s only one pound over,
But tired of walking so he rolls right over.
Health and P.E. Song
I’ve gone running in the HEC
Now I’m sweating can’t you smell me.
I need a shower right away you see,
Or I stink for the rest of the day.
Baking chicken when I get home,
Steaming carrots while I’m on the phone.
Sitting down and eating my meal at the table,
But not before I read the nutrition label.
History and Grammar Song
Presidents, maps and ancient cities
That’s all history is to me.
Memorizing, reading and writing too,
I’m starting to feel like history isn’t cool
Commas, apostrophes and semi-colons too
That’s all grammar is to me.
One page, two pages, three pages four
I just can’t write anymore.
