Napolean Dynamite

[Bass Addict]

THE worst movie I have ever wasted time on, I found nothing in it funny...at all. Call me lame, but I thought it sucked major ass.

 

[JOS3]

"tina, you fat lard. come and get some ham."

"i caught you a delicious bass."

"you see that girl over there. she left some crap on my porch yesterday."

"can you come get your crap out of my locker. i dont even have room for my nunchucks."

 

[bloeser33615]

I think my favorite quote in the whole movie would have to be when deb is at the door selling her stuff for "college", and Kip goes, "Your mom goes to college." HISTERICAL

 

[TheJohnny]

the best part is when he dances for pedro's election..hahahahaha.. what a PIMP.

 

[steve_protege]

the best part is when he dances for pedro's election..hahahahaha.. what a PIMP.

I was just about to say that! I thought that was one of the funniest parts in the movie. I thought it was friggen hilarious when Napolean tried to go off the jump and it broke. Ending up landing on his nuts!! I couldn't stop laughing!!!

And when after Kip says he's training to become a cage fighter, Napolean says he has the slowest reflexes in the world, then proceeds to slap him in the face before he runs to answer the door.

 

[gapeachsp5]

"Napoleon" in real life

 

[fLyPiNoY7]

in the deleted scenes of the dvd, theres the kickball scene:

Don: [playing kickball] Hey, Napoleon. Did you wet the bed last night?
Napoleon: Hey, Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night?
Don: I could kick your butt, Napoleon, so I'd shut up.
Napoleon: Why don't you go tell your mom to shut up?
Don: What did you say?
Napoleon: Whatever I feel like I wanna say.
Don: Did you say something about my mom?
Napoleon: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.
Don: Do you wanna die, Napoleon?
Napoleon: Yeah right. Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?
Don: Step up, Napoleon.
Napoleon: [slaps him and runs]

 

[JCell]

^^^ (rofl)

 

[atticus1398]

Pegs.....shocks......luckyyyyy!

its a liger, bred for its skills in magic.

im making some sweet moolah with uncle rico..

and when uncle rico hits him in the face with a steak.

 

[FoRNiK8ToR]

lol.... that movie is awesome. It's one of those things where it's so painful to watch cuz they're so dysfunctional... yet you can't look away...

and for some reason i lost it when he was playin tetherball (sp?) by himself and he would keep hitting it going "YES...YES...YES...YES..."