She is ALIVE! (cabpatch)
Left her in the shop (at work) all night on a battery tender (battery started to get weak after 4 days of cranking). Tried to fire her up, nothing...
Pulled the plugs as I thought I should start re-checking what I had already done. Plugs were new, of course, and smelled of gasoline. While out I first peaked into each chamber and mentally noted the position of the piston as best I could. I then "bumped" the engine and checked again, pistons moving up and down, thats good. Then, while plugs were out, I saw no reason NOT to try what Deathtrigga said someone did on his car. I found an air-trigger with a long narrow tube on the end of it. Hooked it up to our dry-air here at work and blew into each chamber for some time. I then put a very slight amount of starting fluid in each chamber, replaced the plugs, wires/coilpacks, and cranked, and cranked, and cranked.
She slowly putted to life! Along with her squeeling, stretched-out, alternator belt.
CEL on, NOT FLASHING, and at first I did not notice the rough idle as she was idling high (cold-start). I backed her out and drove her around the facility for a few laps, came back to the shop, turned her off. Waited a few seconds and she cranked back up, but again, slowly with no foot on pedal, foot on pedal made her come alive.
Shut her down, unplugged the battery (ecu reset), came back 30 minutes later, hooked back up, cranked, still have a CEL.
I'm thinking I have some bad fuel, water, trash, whatever. We have some water treatment for fuel here at work, I'm going to put some of that in and when I get brave, I'll run her up to Vato-Zone and have them read the CEL code. I'm guessing water or some other trash has messed up an injector. I'll keep yall posted...
Thanks for all of the help!
PS: Car seems to run fine at higher RPM's, just a rough idle. Would that be an injector? What else could it be?