I really need some advice... thanks in advance.

[GrandBelialKey]

thanks for the advice guys, PS rep going out to whoever responds to this thread (boom07)

 

[-pixy-]

LOL, my grass is mostly weeds, his s*** is nice and green & he mows it 3 times a week, every time he gets done mowing - I go pick his dogs s*** out of my lawn and throw it all over his beautiful lawn....

herbicides! the grass wont grow back for up to a year.

 

[mountjonas]

herbicides! the grass wont grow back for up to a year.

salt. it'll kill the grass overnight and the s*** won't grow back for a looooooonnngggg time. or so i've heard (boom07)

 

[GrandBelialKey]

herbicides! the grass wont grow back for up to a year.

WOW ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I never thought of that, ! we might just have a winner !
if nothing else, that would accomplish my goal of making him regret it.

 

[terbow]

yup and if they see it was u, or prove it was u then u get to pay for his new lawn

as fun as revenge is. it somehow always backfires. its best to go the legal route.

 

[GrandBelialKey]

I'm not the type to get caught.... heh heh heh (thumb) ...nuff said.

 

[terbow]

excellent! commense with the shananagins.

 

[borkap]

I'm not sure if you are in city limits but most cities have a leesh law. If his dog goes on your property then he is in violation and can get a ticket.

Also I would lean the way of the water gun. Being cruel to the dog would be stupid. The dog doesnt know he is pooping in your yard.

Your still better off than me though. I live in what I though to be an upper middle class neighborhood and my house is next to one of the walking trails.

I always find dog s*** in my yard next to the path. I have a 104 pound dog and I woudl be willing to wager that those little tootsie rolls arent his.

I cant get a camera mounted indoors at an angle that would work.

 

[DSM2MSP]

Tazer Gun that b****.

 

[-pixy-]

yup and if they see it was u, or prove it was u then u get to pay for his new lawn

as fun as revenge is. it somehow always backfires. its best to go the legal route.

just leave a bunch of nice neat circles all over... "guess his dog must have pissed there"

 

[justlooksfast]

call animal control, see what they say... make sure you take pictures so you can prove it.....

if that doesnt work, the taser gun idea sounded fun, maybe for the owners as well.....lol....

p.s... i love animals too, just saw that comment and had to laugh..

 

[GrandBelialKey]

thanks guys, I feel a bit better now.... i'm not waiting for the next time me and him make eye contact anymore.....

thing of it was, I jumped out the window with a 22 oz'r in my hand (to throw at the dog) and I'd just got done smoking big fat bong hits and didnt want cops to show up and see my red ass eyes...... thats why I let him stand there and say all that s***... otherwise I prob would have got myself in trouble...

when I see him I'll just say keep that piece of s*** on a leash or I'll see it in the pound

the sheriff told me if the dog is wandering the neighborhood and I can capture it, they'll come get it. if the dog bites me and I beat the dog unconsious in the process - so ******* be it.

thanks again all.

 

[geomatics_tech]

make a super concentrated mix of salt water and pour it on his lawn.

after you do that, call the cops and tell them the history of their dog chasing your cat and attacking your dog, and let them know you find it threatening to your safety and your animals. Also let them know you had a confrontation with the dog/land owner about the attacks. At that point when he lets his dog on your property it can be considered an act of aggression. As a land owner you are entitled to certain rights, and one of them is to the effect of your neighbor cannot cause due harm to your property. All that combined should get him charged with something, even if it is a petty fine they will add up over time and make hime lose his v6 mulletstang.

But I would've kicked his ass in the first place, to do it legally though get a video camera or web cam and catch him.

shaun (stoned)

 

[vindication]

one thing. If you do get into a fight with Jabba make sure you get him to come onto your property. Suprisingly I almost beat up my neighbor(who has since moved away) when I was 17 because he came out yelling and cursing at us for playing hockey in the street in front of his house. He had no cars in the street nor did we ever go on his yard and we weren't totally infront of his house anyway. Well I yelled back at him and threatened him and he never said another word.
But yes, if he takes pride in his lawn then **** that b**** up. I f he ever confronts you again for a fight make sure like I said before to get him on your property.

 

[GrandBelialKey]

yeah, he was right there in the middle of my lawn saying "come over here you cocksucker" ..... oh yeah, and he told me to "get a job" (i have one) ....he's a ******* graveyard shift rent-a-cop. what a piece of s*** huh...

 

[SHMENGIE]

Time for a little game I call; "Haze the Neighbor".

 

[winty87]

Dont punish the dog he's just doing what he's been taught. Tts the owners fault for making the dog the asshole it is for attacking your pets and shitting in your yard. But yeah i'd defiantly **** with his lawn or throw s*** on his house. Flaming bag of s***!

 

[Poseur]

let's juxtapose a bit here.

Cropcircles with s*** inside of them...
somewhat subtle,
non-aggressive,
difficult to "prove"
miscevious fun, and no legal problems.

 

[wwpms6]

for the dog problem, i don't know if anyone said this, i don't want to read through all of it(website not loading right), sprinkle paprika all over your yard, the dog won't like it at all and should stop. you could try it atleast, worked for me.

 

[geomatics_tech]

any updates?