I am so happy

Witchdoktor

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My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over three years, and we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law is twenty-two, wears very tight miniskirts, and is generally braless. She regularly bends down when she's near me, and I always get more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It's got to be deliberate. She never does this when she's near anyone else.

So yesterday "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me. "I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test ... we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


And the moral of the story is

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Always keep your condoms in your car
 
madybug79: i posted that thread 5 times
madybug79: site kept kickign me off
madybug79: wasn't sure if it posted
madybug79: i should post it 4444 times
 
What would have happened if you said yes? Your whole family storming in american pie 2 style? :p
 
lol. good punchline to that one.

Let me first say congratulations!

Now that that's out of the way: hole-ee s*** dude! that's the craziest thing I've ever heard anyone do to test someone's honesty; let alone an entire FAMILY was in on it; that's just...just.... (screwy)

Anyway, good luck getting over that one (drunk)




Witchdoktor said:
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over three years, and we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law is twenty-two, wears very tight miniskirts, and is generally braless. She regularly bends down when she's near me, and I always get more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It's got to be deliberate. She never does this when she's near anyone else.

So yesterday "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me. "I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test ... we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


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Witchdoktor said:
no, her family is crazy. of course it's a joke, I shagged the s*** out her sister

where the hell is the "hook, line, and sinker" icon on this stupid forum anyway?!
 
I call B.S.

That would totally ruin any family relationship.
1) It reveals that your fiance doesn't trust you.
2) It reveals that your future in-laws don't trust you.
3) Things would be totally weird with you and the sis from that point on.
4) Why would the sis be in charge of wedding invitiations?

If that happened to me...I'd call off the wedding.
 
Witchdoktor said:
for real, I could've pulled a GI on half your asses

No doubt! MAN there sure are a lot of gullable people on here!! Thought they wised up after the GI incident but I guess not.
 
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