goddamn bugs!!!

[gimpo2]

so i turn around and i see thie little roach crawling around the wall. so i get the old trusty blowgun and start taking pot shots at it from 1 inch away. well i got the bastard! little ****** is still moving its legs around and trying to run away. i think i'm gonna pour zippo lighter fluid on it and burn the b****.

EDIT: Damn roach pop and crackled and then it smelled really bad good thing i did it outside

 

[yourfather_luke]

dude you rock. ******* blow gun. nice.

 

[sabrelli]

WERD!
shoudlve snipped off one leg at a time then burn the biatch!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MSP#735]

alright.....

 

[goldstar]

Now hang his incinerated corpse from your ceiling as a warning to other roaches to keep away!

 

[AndrewF150]

He is like a big kid sitting on the ant hill with a magnifing glass.

 

[MP5Raycer]

umm ... history shows .. people that like to harm little animals .. were molested and tend to molest when the are adults ... and even in some cases even turn to murdering people ... but .. its just something to think about

 

[AndrewF150]

umm ... history shows .. people that like to harm little animals .. were molested and tend to molest when the are adults ... and even in some cases even turn to murdering people ... but .. its just something to think about

2 things here.

1)Where the hell did you hear that?

2)A roach isn't an "animal" its insect.

 

[TX Speed Demon]

Just remember, Karma's a b****.

 

[Kooldino]

umm ... history shows .. people that like to harm little animals .. were molested and tend to molest when the are adults ... and even in some cases even turn to murdering people ... but .. its just something to think about

Yeah, but this was a nasty ass roach. On HIS turf.

 

[ZeroAccess]

lol haha
this got me thinking...do roaches have turfs? and if so do they fight for control of others turfs?

 

[Dexter]

exterminators are child molestors?

 

[peepsalot]

I shot a roach(from about 20ft) with a crappy little BB gun spring powered pistol I used to have. The gun was highly inaccurate, so I was pretty proud of myself. He was in the corner of the ceiling and a wall, as soon as I hit him he fell to the floor. Those damn roaches don't know when to quit though, there was a hole right trhought the middle of him and he kept running around.
Roaches make me sick, somehting about the speed of them and the sneakyness, and the smell(for those who don't know roaches do have a specific smell). I've lived in a pigsty most of my life, I got a fair share of roach stories. Oh and you know the saying "Everything is bigger in Texas", well I do know it definitely holds true for roaches.

 

[MP5Raycer]

heh ..i was only messing anyway but just wanted to see his responce .. im just glad i dont have roaches in my house LMAO

 

[Glowspeedp5]

No you can smoke the roach LOL

 

[enry]

Glowspeedp5, it's not THAT kind of roach, you shouldn't smoke it

 

[MP5Raycer]

Roaches= mexican finger food

 

[gimpo2]

Roaches= mexican finger food

hahahah thats nasty, no way i would eat that roach kabob

 

[mountjonas]

Oh and you know the saying "Everything is bigger in Texas", well I do know it definitely holds true for roaches.

You should see some of the roaches in the Philippines. Ugh. Some of them fly, too. Double Ugh. The worst one was the one that I had in my shoe from 11 in the morning until I took them off at midnight to find a BIG brown dead roach on my sock. Still gives me the creeps to this day thinking about it.

 

[peepsalot]

hahahah thats nasty, no way i would eat that roach kabob

I wish I was in Tijuana,
eating barbecued iguana.