Robot: You remember that Christmas, don't you?
Carl: No, I, you know, I remember eating carpet, but not so much the lasers and the robots though.
Robot: The war of man against machine raged on through the early 70s. You don't remember because back then it was only a prophecy, but now, in the future, the past has occurred.
Carl: Just hang on a second, okay?
Robot: Surely.
Carl: You're the ghost of Christmas past, right?
Robot: That is correct.
Carl: Okay, well, I mean, you know that it's February, right?
Robot: I am a robot.
Carl: Well, ya know, obviously. What are you, stupid?
Robot: W- Well no I -- I will see you in December. Tomorrow.
Hurrah!
Carl: No, I, you know, I remember eating carpet, but not so much the lasers and the robots though.
Robot: The war of man against machine raged on through the early 70s. You don't remember because back then it was only a prophecy, but now, in the future, the past has occurred.
Carl: Just hang on a second, okay?
Robot: Surely.
Carl: You're the ghost of Christmas past, right?
Robot: That is correct.
Carl: Okay, well, I mean, you know that it's February, right?
Robot: I am a robot.
Carl: Well, ya know, obviously. What are you, stupid?
Robot: W- Well no I -- I will see you in December. Tomorrow.
Hurrah!