fav chappelle show skit

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just curious as to which chappelle show skit is your favorite. i would make a poll, but it would have like 50 choices.

i would have to say that 'black bush' is my favorite. "OIL? WHO SAID SOMETHING ABOUT OIL, b**** YOU COOKIN?"
 
making da band, kneehigh park, niggars, wayne brady...in each of his shows, he has one really good skit and the other two or so are okay...basically i like all of his "good" skits this season...the ones i mentioned are the ones that stuck in my mind, oh yeah, the "i know black people" was cool...
 
i havent seen them all but something that always cracks me up when i think about it is the VERY first skit, where hes in that 350z and that white chick is doing her thing and hes like "WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING b****?" and then he picks up that black chick whos hanging out the window with her ass in his face dancing and hes smiling, and then her tit pops out...
 
I thought the blind white supremisist one was really funny, along with the wayne brady. And who could forget rick james.
 
Buy the 1st season on DVD..there's some great s*** on there including the out takes and audio commentary. I would have to say the Wayne Brady has been my fav so far because he give's Dave a taste of his own medicine and you get to see the dark side of Wayne Brady "daytime talkshow host".

Later bitches(cheers2)
 
I'm sooooo fired up for his show tonight at the House of Blues. That mofo sold out 5 ******* shows here in a row in Vegas. Thank god I got tix!!!
 
my favorite is the making da band one, especially the part where he tells them that hes closing down the studio unless they walked up to where ever and got him fresh breast milk from a cambodian immigrant. pure genius. hahahaha. ive never seen the actual making da band on mtv but i bet the skit would be even funnier.
 
"I rip and I rhyme. I rhyme and I rip. Dis is the da way Dylan spits!"

"Who are the five best rappers on the planet? Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan and Dylan"
 
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I love the little john skit....."Hwhat!!!" Also, the blind, black, KKK leader had me in tears as well as Rick James LMAO.

Edit: The "Niggars" skit (the one with the white family) just killed me. "You're my favorite Niggars" (I'm sure this one will come off racist, which it isn't meant to be, ugh)

Dave Shappell is a truely talented individual, I'd love to see one of his shows live. He's cracked me up since the day's of "Robin Hood: Men in Tights".
 
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How come no one mentioned the Vice City skit? That s*** cracked me up!! They should make a full movie like that... only crackheads like me would find it funny but so what?!!
 
" AAHHHH get away from opera" - Opera skit

" Black Ghallger does'nt do it like no punk b**** with a mallet, I'am black ghallger b****"- ghallger skit

" This bores me, it's anyone up for a game of basket ball?" "how bout you and your friends against me and the revolution" -prince skit

" Suck them juices off!" "yada yada yada less talking mmmmmmmm.. this are some good penises" -tyron (fear factor)

" AHH skeet skeet skeet all over the walls"-Lil jon

There are too many to list these are just a couple, I like all of his skits even the ones he said were weird like the Nelson Mandela one LOL
 
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