Family Guy favorite quotes

[andrew.savage]

Best Quote from Family Guy....

Stewie comes down the stairs seeing all the family on the couch watching TV.

"Uhhh I was just upstairs and there's a half dead fat guy eating a dead fat guy."

Silence from everyone.

"I uhhh guess we are just gonna look the other way on this one...."

 

[NCZ13]

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this had me loling.
you had to have heard the original christian bale tape to really appreciate this.

The way peter says "no" to christian bale trashing his lights was just great.

 

[Notorious]

So great. Better coming from kermit the frog.

real family guy fans should be able to pick this one out.

"do you know which way town is?"

"yep, it's back the way you came."

 

[Nutari]

Thats why I always use a con.. ahahahhahahahaah

http://www.hulu.com/watch/57947/family-guy-oceans-three-and-a-half

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

lol one of my new favorite scenes


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[Shadow102]

"roll the windows up your lettin the stank out"

"YEEEEEAAAHHHHHHH!!!! IINNNNN YOOOO FACCCCEEEEE!!!! ohhh ohh sorry i dont know what came over me"

*barking madly* "ohhh oh sorry that was my father sorry sorry we cool g we cool"

 

[Shadow102]

This is my new favorite family guy scene just didnt get the end where peter freaks out after he asks chris what he sat on



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[Nutari]

This is my new favorite family guy scene just didnt get the end where peter freaks out after he asks chris what he sat on

that's freaking scary.

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

here's the whole clip w/ peter at the end bahahahahaha

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[1sty]

Chris Griffin: AHHHHHHHH! Mom! Dad! There's somebody in my treehouse!
Lois Griffin: Yeah, and there's an annoying little homo screaming in my Kitchen. Which one do you think I'm more pissed about?

 

[NCZ13]

This is my new favorite family guy scene just didnt get the end where peter freaks out after he asks chris what he sat on



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you dont get it like you dont understand it? or that it wasnt in the video?

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

it wasnt in the video.

you dont get it like you dont understand it? or that it wasnt in the video?

 

[Shadow102]

it wasnt in the video.

Yeah x2

 

[coyfish]

That was a funny episode .

 

[EvilJen]

Not that there were many one-liners I can remember, but the retarded horse episode was so offensive and hilarious at the same time.

 

[daonly1around]

germany has weapons of mass distruction? so why don't we invade them?

maybe because they don't oil!!

OO CLAP CLAP CLAP

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

[Lois]Petah....the horse is back...[/]

Not that there were many one-liners I can remember, but the retarded horse episode was so offensive and hilarious at the same time.

 

[Shadow102]

Not that there were many one-liners I can remember, but the retarded horse episode was so offensive and hilarious at the same time.

The part where they put the sugar cube on stewies head lol

And the ending with mort throwing the horse back and what he said was great

 

[ecniemann]

Peter: "Whaddya want me to do......wack a guy, off a guy, wack off a guy?"

Stewie: "What's up B minus?"

 

[Aaron23]

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