cleaning your balls

[Dexter]

Would anyone have a terrible objection to me deleting this thread once you're done with it?

thank you

 

[DooMer_MP3]

If people took this thread seriously, like some have, it would be useful. Because getting rid of that "man smell" down there can be tricky. I find keeping yourself closely trimmed is the key!

I can find about 1000 OT threads that are more useless than this thread, so deleting it would be pretty lame. But whatever. I'm not a mod.

Chris

 

[Mr. Win]

gold bond gold bond gold bond

 

[MarkSpark]

greatest thread ever!!

 

[katsmp3]

this seems like one of those threads that your girlfriend was start when you forget to sign out

 

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

(lol) true!

One time in Kentucky, I was using a public pc at the library to post on one of my car forums (local) and I found that some dude forgot to log out.
I was like "must....fight...off....temptation to start bizzarre...post...."
(lol2)

 

[dr_sarcasm]

Ahhhh...so this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality!





dr_"At the age of 12, he was molested by his circus trainer. To this day, if you throw him a fish, he'll give you a blow job"_sarcasm.

 

[PuertoRicanMP5]

Geez the guy has a serious question, so here is a serious answer: After showering or bathing, pad dry your balls and let air dry (moisture is the leading cause of odor). Once you balls are not sticking to your thighs anymore, use deodorants like the Axe (which works and does not burn) or baby powder. Because you propobly keep your balls inside your pants for most of the day, Moisture tends to build up, now you have 2 choices; if at work or in a public place, go to the restroom pull your pants down and pad dry with toilet paper or if at home take another shower and repeat.

I use this method and all the ladies love the way my balls smell, which is good because they suck on them when I'm getting a (blowjob)

Lot of luck with you smelly balls (2thumbs)

 

[aftershock63]

ahhh stinky nuts just let the fruit basket hang out and get some fresh air or seriously go see a doctor about it.

 

[spicymofo]

Noone can resist "My Schweaty Balls"

...an old Saturday Night Live skit, first thing that popped into mind.

Spicymofo
#1651

 

[pro00]

i did not believe it at first
well, i have no advice
and a how-to is nice to have for that kind of stuff(omg) (scratch) (nuts) (shocked) (smash) (lol2) (rofl2)

 

[Midnight22]

u have large balls to post this, lol, very large balls... clean em, trim them/shave em, use axe, and dont think dirty thoughts that get ur workin... tho saying that is like asking someone not to breathe... o well... large balls...

 

[MarkSpark]

BALLS

 

[traitorhound]

lol. . .get some douche

 

[TStar]

if you know you're gonna sweat during the day just take some tooth paste, rub it on your dumplings..then take a handful of water and grease the tooth paste all over your device
...that's gonna keep you fresh

 

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

rub it on your dumplings..

(rofl2)

ohh man....will this thread ever die?!

 

[BlueWolfCry]

used deodorant soaps like zest and see a doctor, www.healthboards.com might help too

 

[BlueWolfCry]

or formula 409, that will burn

 

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

no. it's windex....(rofl2)

 

[mp3girly]

I heart balls. Making them smell nice is no laughing matter. Good luck, d00d.