Camel spiders!

holy ******* insane, I got chills just from looking @ that. I dunno what to think lol, I seriously don't know what I would do if I saw one of those things! I wouldn't know to step on it, or fight it! It's huge man.
 
They are not poisonous, however, I for one would not ******* dare test that theory. As they do have anaesthetic, and do eat flesh. And the fact that the grow so large, is just ******* scarey. I wouldn't be caught dead anywhere near one of these scarey fuckers. I also wouldn't use a sidearm to kill one, I'd use a ******* Uzi, or a rocket launcher, make sure I really killed the ******. gimpo2, I wanna see the pics, and teh vids, because I really wanna see one of these fuckers killed. Plus it'd be interesting to see.lol
 
Guys, look at the picture. The perspective is all off. Check out the guy actually holding the spiders. He is very close to the camera (you can see a bit of his face and the sleeve of his uniform on the far right). He is holding them with what appears to be a pair of needle-nose pliers.

If you look at it that way, what apprears to be 18" across shrinks to a more manageable 5"-6".

Still isn't anything I would want to mess with, though.
 
Camel spiders can grow to be as large as dinner plates.
ahm, omg,april fools day

Camel spiders can traverse desert sand at speeds up to <NOBR>25 MPH</NOBR>, making screaming noises as they run.
pfahahaha

Camel spiders eat the stomachs of camels, hence the name "camel spider." (Legend includes the detail that camel spiders eat camel stomachs from either the outside in or the inside out.
and my name is sigourney weaver
 
Ok that picture has been circling the net for some time. Saw it a while back. I do know that its legit tho. Damned buggers.
 
yes i know,spiders suck a lot
i once had one in my room (how did it come in there) which was about 14cm in length (5-5 1/4 inch) and as soon as it realized that i was coming towards it it got aggressive... luckily it was pretty stupid so it didnt manage to get a proper grip on the wall anymore, fell down an shelf with a sound like "plongg",stood up and ran away :)

that was the night i left my mother's home for good 8)
 
That's Fing creepy...they can run 10 mph! (nervous) All the more reason why I keep this under my bed. (smash)
 

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tailland said:
yes i know,spiders suck a lot
i once had one in my room (how did it come in there) which was about 14cm in length (5-5 1/4 inch) and as soon as it realized that i was coming towards it it got aggressive... luckily it was pretty stupid so it didnt manage to get a proper grip on the wall anymore, fell down an shelf with a sound like "plongg",stood up and ran away :)

that was the night i left my mother's home for good 8)
HAHAHA!

WOW, you live in Germany...I love that place. Your site isn't working, but I'm curious to know what kind of stuff you can get.
 
StarvingRussian said:
(lol) awesome. make that?
It's called a koo stick. We bought them at the Christian summer camp I went to when I was about 12 & the spikes are "koos"...given out kind of like scout badges. I'm 22 now & I just hammered those things in there about 2 months ago. Now it stays under my bed, ready to bash any intruder, human, alien insect, or otherwise, who decides to trespass. (dark)
 
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mazdaspeedpower said:
They are not poisonous, however, I for one would not ******* dare test that theory. As they do have anaesthetic, and do eat flesh. And the fact that the grow so large, is just ******* scarey. I wouldn't be caught dead anywhere near one of these scarey fuckers. I also wouldn't use a sidearm to kill one, I'd use a ******* Uzi, or a rocket launcher, make sure I really killed the ******. gimpo2, I wanna see the pics, and teh vids, because I really wanna see one of these fuckers killed. Plus it'd be interesting to see.lol
u seem to be filled with anger, relax dude its just natures disgusting dangerous animal lol...oh yeah and scary lol

whats it called maybe i could research on it from google
 
Togan said:
u seem to be filled with anger, relax dude its just natures disgusting dangerous animal lol...oh yeah and scary lol

whats it called maybe i could research on it from google
Read the whole thread, people already have. He's not pissed, just confused as to why a vile thing like this exists & filled with the desire to blast the crap out of it if he ever saw one. I would do the exact same!
 
Black Majik MSP said:
That's Fing creepy...they can run 10 mph! (nervous) All the more reason why I keep this under my bed. (smash)
f that!!!!!!!! the spider will eat that thing, you need this

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and if theres 2 of those fukers use this

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and if theres a swarm of them you need this

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