I never give someone a hard time off the bat. I did a search and came up with some good starting places, which would able you to narrow down your parameters. My comment was a joke, written to make the point, and provide a giggle.
Unfortunately, there is attitude in your responses, and that makes the veterans of this forum rather reluctant to help you out. We have an amazing wealth of info here, and what we would like from you it to research the custom kits that are already here (there are a couple), as well as the established kits, and THEN come back with more centered questions. You'll learn a lot more in the process.
You're getting s*** because you're dishing it. Ours is a tight community and we tend to gang up on anyone who uses the term "Asshole" to describe a fellow member, especially when they're new. Chill out, search and read some threads all the way through, come back with some solid info, minus the attitude, and I promise we'll be more than willing to help you out. Or, at least I will.
Trust me, it'll work.