bird sh*t

[Wuz up?]

what's the best way to get rid of stubborn bird crap without scratching your car? birds seem to think my car is a f*cking toilet. (piss) i hate birds.

 

[MSP#735]

simple: soap and water man....make sure you rinse it VERY GOOD, with good pressure then soap that bad boy up!

 

[RenzoMSP]

Yeah i had some bird crap that look like blood stains. It was tough gettin it off.

 

[SubXer0]

yes birds are teh suck

 

[Captain KRM P5]

tree sap is worse

 

[ChopstickHero]

driving around the lakeshore of Toronto one night and a really LOUD bang on my window... scared me half to death. it was dark and couldn't really see what it was until we turned on the map lights. HUGE s*** from some Canadian geese... haha... they like to eat all the grass on the lakeshore parks... that's why it's pure green. Just wanted to share my bad story. haha...

 

[Dimitrios]

^ looks like you hit a little green martian...

 

[ChopstickHero]

^ looks like you hit a little green martian...

yeah for reals. it was more than that. when i got out of the car, it was all over the hood, the side window and running down the front passenger fender. (boom07)

 

[JOS3]

holy s***, that bird dropped a BOMB on your windshield

 

[motchai]

driving around the lakeshore of Toronto one night and a really LOUD bang on my window... scared me half to death. it was dark and couldn't really see what it was until we turned on the map lights. HUGE s*** from some Canadian geese... haha... they like to eat all the grass on the lakeshore parks... that's why it's pure green. Just wanted to share my bad story. haha...

NASTY!!!!!

 

[atticus1398]

Damn, I was freshly hit today with the red ones. What a kick in the nuts, today was the first sunny day in a week.

 

[Captain KRM P5]

egads that green s*** is nasty stuff

 

[DE31]

at first i thought that was a tree.

 

[wicked]

driving around the lakeshore of Toronto one night and a really LOUD bang on my window... scared me half to death. it was dark and couldn't really see what it was until we turned on the map lights. HUGE s*** from some Canadian geese... haha... they like to eat all the grass on the lakeshore parks... that's why it's pure green. Just wanted to share my bad story. haha...

(hah)holy s***,thats nasty!

 

[ChopstickHero]

since you guys are finding it so amusing, here's more.

passenger side window! (excuse the dirty window, it was winter i think)

windshield close up and personal:

 

[Wuz up?]

since you guys are finding it so amusing, here's more.

passenger side window! (excuse the dirty window, it was winter i think)

windshield close up and personal:

(blarf) (pukey)