Music discussion? Well, if you insist. I do get carried away, though.
NoRotor said:
Johnny Cash's remake of Hurt by NIN is the worst I have heard
mp3wannabe said:
bad:
Devo's remake of Satisfaction
heard it on the radio last night, made me want to puke.
I think both of you missed the point.
- Cash's redition is haunting, and his legendary stoicism makes the song all the more painful. Don't watch the video unless you want to feel like you're heart's been ripped in two.
- Keith himself (yes, that one) said Devo's was the best cover of the song he's ever heard. I love it, and I worship the Stones. Devo's version sounds like makeout music for robots.
The Good:
Hendrix: All Along the Watchtower (Bob Dylan)
This is the best cover-version of a song ever. C'mon, it's my man JIMMY!
Johnny Cash: Rusty Cage (soundgarden)
Cash is the Man.
Powerman 5000: Relax (Frankie Goes to Hollywood)
I don't care what anyone else says: this is a great song.
Fountains of Wayne: These Days (Nico)
I get to listen to a great song
without having to listen to Nico's voice? Bring it on.
Shonen Knife: Daydream Believer (The Monkees)
Take an oldie, and hand it to the Japanese version of the Ramones. Oh yeah, they're girls. Let's see what happens.
Nirvana: Man Who Sold the World (David Bowie)
In fact, all of Nirvana's cover songs were good, but this one is the best.
Hendrix, again: Hey Joe (The Leaves)
No one remembers The Leaves. 'Nuff said.
The Clash: I Fought the Law (The Crickets)
"The only band that matters." Also listen to "Police and Thieves" for more cover goodness.
The Kingsmen: Louie Louie (Richard Berry)
Without the poorly sung ramblings of the Kingsmen, this song would just have been a ditty about a sailor who misses his girl. Instead, we got a government investigation.
Gary Jules: Mad World (Tears for Fears)
Go watch Donnie Darko. Now. I'll wait.
After the Fire: Der Kommisar (Falco)
It's much better in English. Trust me.
Rolling Stones: Time is On My Side (Irma Thomas)
Bet you didn't know this was a cover.
Bracket: Jenny (867-5309) (Tommy Tutone)
Just adds a bit more agression, but still faithful. I dig it.
Patti Smith: Gloria (Them)
Orginally, this song is great. It's utterly terrifying when Patti takes the reigns.
The Cowboy Junkies: Sweet Jane (Velvet Underground)
I love the Velvet Underground, but I can respect this song for what it is. Essentially, it will put you to sleep, but you'll have some ******-up dreams.
Hole: Gold Dust Woman (Fleetwood Mac)
Speaking of junkies: say what you want about Courtney Love (I could say a bunch); her delivery in this song is perfect.
They Might be Giants: Istanbul (Not Constantinople) (I have no clue)
******* brilliant. I dare you to try to sing along.
Sid Vicious: My Way (Frank Sinatra)
Sid snarls his way through a Sinatra tune? Yup, and it's good.
The Bad:
I'll throw in a vote for "Behind Blue Eyes." Durst is a tool and mailed in his performance. Here's some more covers that suck:
Eric Clapton: I Shot the Sherrif (Bob Marley)
Marley's version is brilliant, and you listen intently as he pleads for your acceptance that he did it in self defense. Clapton just lamely sings it, and here I am wishing he was just maced and thrown in jail.
Jagger/Bowie: Dancin' in the Street (Martha and the Vandellas)
I'm usually of the school that neither of these guys can do wrong, but how the hell could they take a great Motown song and turn it into a soulless turd like this?
Madonna: American Pie (Don McClean)
Whisky Tango Foxtrot? She didn't even change much (except cut out about half the song), and it still sucks hard enough that light can't escape it.
Sixpence None the Richer: There She Goes (The La's)
Take a great 90's song seemingly about a girl (it's about heroin, folks) which is dripping with irony. Now strip said irony and have it be sung by a girl. End the trifecta of suck by having it be featured in a feminie hygene product commercial.
Sheryl Crow: Sweet Child of Mine (Guns 'n' Roses)
I'll admit it: I've sung along to some Sheryl Crow Tunes, but perhaps she should have set her sights a little lower than one of the best songs GnR ever recorded. Having no real emotion in your voice doesn't help much, either.
Mariah Carey: Bringing on the Heartache (Def Leppard)
What?
Motley Crue: Every cover they've ever tried
Please guys, we really like your orginal stuff, and the covers suck. Just stop.
Honorable mention: Will Smith for sampling
"Rock the Casbah." Not a cover, and I can admire the balls it took to sample The Clash, but that doesn't make him any less of a bastard for it.
The "Bad song made brilliant" section:
Here's where we take an originally bad song that you would rather pour hot tar down your nostrils than listen to, and turn it into something great. You guys are really going to have to trust me on these:
Cake: I Will Survive (Gloria Gaynor)
Take a horrible disco hit that single, late-twenties women dace to at wedding receptions before going home and crying into their Hagendaz, add Cake's special brand of irony and sarcasm, a ******* amazing bassline, and replace the word "stupid" with "*******," and you have a winner.
Fountains of Wayne: (Hit Me) Baby One More Time (Britney Spears)
Orginally, use of this song would be better at getting the location of the secret microfilm better than bamboo shoots under the fingernails, but with FOW changing it from pop tune to slow, guitar and organ based rock, suddenly the suck has been removed. Another of those generous helpings of irony comes along for the ride.
Elbow: Independant Woman (Destiny's Child)
They took out 90% of the lyrics, replaced them with a vibraphone, replaced faux-soul bulls*** with guitar, accordian, and a tuba (yes, a tuba), and turned the song into something you'd hear at an Irish pub at four in the morning. Why didn't I think of this?