Aren't you glad you didn't go to Liberty University?

LOL, those crazy christians.

I like how "Association with those consuming alcohol" is as bad as sexual harrassment, racial harrasment or a misdemeanor.
You can't even know someone that drinks?
 
I'd probably have to take out a mortgage to finance all the fines I would have accumulated had I went there

I also think the fact that sean hannity is their commencement speaker speaks volumes about their school.
 
I read Immorality and thought it said Imortality. LOL

Attendance at, possession or viewing of, an "R," "NC-17" or "X"-rated movie. Damn.
 
sorry i can't hang out with you guys....i can only watch disney movies, drink water, and study.... (blah)
 
Liberty University.....kinda ironic



should be called "You Ain't Got Freedom" Univ.

"Abortion" is one?? How could they find out/prove it?
 
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you don't have liberty, the university has the liberty to make up its crazy ass rules. then again, the students know what they're signing up for...
 
peepsalot said:
LOL, those crazy christians.

I like how "Association with those consuming alcohol" is as bad as sexual harrassment, racial harrasment or a misdemeanor.
You can't even know someone that drinks?


ohhhh my God!! that had me roling
 
Yeah, thats to get students to turn on each other.

Simon: I heard that Michael stole some wine from the alter and got drunk.
Elijah: We should turn him in or else we'll get in trouble too.
Mary: You guys are such tattle-tails!
Elijah: Ahhh! A girl, get away! Don't touch me or I'll get repremanded!
 
whats the fine for questioning the rules? or worse yet standing up and saying these rules are against the law of the united states in that they hinder my basic right of free assciation.
 
schools have the ability to remove rights... you get something called limited rights.
mp5smuggler said:
whats the fine for questioning the rules? or worse yet standing up and saying these rules are against the law of the united states in that they hinder my basic right of free assciation.
 
Hmm, that might fall under...
* Direct disobedience/disrespect ($25 fine)
* Participation in an unauthorized petition or demonstration ($50 fine)
* Non-participation/disruption/non-compliance ($500 fine)
 
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