UBER GAY
WTF was ford thinking, just look at my avatar and you'll know how gay they are. That wing looks something from a add out of some bad import mag, but that ad for that wing would be in the black in white section, were all the gay s*** is. You know all these sayings about bad cars like, if you see a old caprice with daytons and some frill, you say that was beaned out, and then you see altezzas and some neons, and some strobes, and you say its riced out, Then WTF should we call FORD doing this, it has to be a vegatable though to keep the theme.
Lord oh lord can Fords get any uglier. The only thing that I like coming out of there is the GT40 and the New Cobra, and maybe the Mustang, but they have out done themselves this time. Those rims look like some old gay ass TSW Revos, that you will see on any mid 90 jetta, or other shitwagons of the sort. The kind of rims that you see some hardcore white kid rolling into your schools parking lot, and he thinks he is all bad ass in his geo storm with his big ass 18 tsw's, and he thinks we dont know how much they are for real.
Those rims are so ugly and outdated WheelMax wouldnt even sell them.
And what is with those graffics, they look like something off my Grandparents RV, I mean did Ford go to local camp grounds to feel inspired to get those graphics. And why dont they just put NAWS on the side, instead of trying to be cleaver putting n20 on the side, the demog of the type of driver that buys it anyway wont know what it says, and he will change it to NAWS anyway.
I am going to start my own car company, and I am going to sell cars already riced out, and I wont put engines in them, all offer 2 options, either the BLing Bling with 85 bhp yugo motor and chromed out everything , and then the other motor that just has 100 gerbles inside running, with a 100shot of Naws, and when they get hotter they have to run faster. I will call the Company FLORD, it will be the youth driven market for ford, and we will compete with Scion from Toyota.
What does society think we are, they must think we are so ignorant!
Oh and if you didnt quite notice
I HATE FORD I HATE FORD I HATE FORD I HATE FORD I HATE FORD
and if you say that parts of my car came from there, I will kill you
Have a nice day, oh and stop posting in the MSP area, this needs to be in humor.