Lol.
Yeah, they're the Yoko ES100s. Camber was off for a little while, then one day on the way to work I hit a pothole which put my front tires with major toe out (I could smell the tire burning as I drove the rest of the commute), so that probably just sped up the process. So, that and the regular abuse just didn't help, but it was mainly bad alignment.
It peeled off gradually and I had been driving on those tires for about 1000 miles before just giving in and going back to my stock wheels/tires.
I got around 35K miles from these tires, I guess I should be happy, but I could've squeezed out 5K more.
Kids, always check your alignment (thumb)