piss in gas tank

I would make him pay for paint repair and just fill my tank with premium gas and maybe some heet and call it a day...you can only piss so much and I don't think this is much of a huge deal. It would be like putting bad gas in your car at the most and to remedy that you just put really good gas in to even it out...just my .02
 
i don't know why the OP hasn't gone to the police yet.... let them handle it and i'm sure the school will give up that name in a minute.....
 
Here is my .02 cents. Knock the Kid out. Duck Tape him to a chair, Take his ass to the roof. Tie a Cender Block to a rope not quite long enoth to reach the ground. Tie the other end to his dick. Then wake him up and Drop the Block :) .. Problem Solved
 
Here is my .02 cents. Knock the Kid out. Duck Tape him to a chair, Take his ass to the roof. Tie a Cender Block to a rope not quite long enoth to reach the ground. Tie the other end to his dick. Then wake him up and Drop the Block :) .. Problem Solved

Wouldn't it just be easier, and more poetic to leave em on the sidewalk and instead of a cinder block tie the other end of the rope to the back of your car and take off?
 
Wouldn't it just be easier, and more poetic to leave em on the sidewalk and instead of a cinder block tie the other end of the rope to the back of your car and take off?

LOL, I diden't think of that. i was thinking back to Home Alone 2. but that works. You can always tell him you won't make him pay the bill if he wins the tug of war
 
Wouldn't it just be easier, and more poetic to leave em on the sidewalk and instead of a cinder block tie the other end of the rope to the back of your car and take off?

I'm pretty sure I already suggested tying his nuts to the broken gas door and seeing how fast he can run.
 
I don't know that I is but I think that given the enormous amount of legislation regulating fuel refining and additives it's an incredibly safe assumption to make. It's kind of odd to compare fuel additives to piss because you know, fuel additives and the refining process of fuel are federally regulated where as piss is not and is also an act of vandalism so basically your analogy is pretty... uh... ridiculous?

well sir, maybe u will find out one day for urself if u ever take apart a motor and see what ur internals look like after years of pumping bad gas into ur tank
 
Have you driven the car? If so, it's already gone. Nothing to worry about, just a little water in the gas.

There is some condensation every time gas is pumped into a car, especially in the summer, due to the gasoline being at a lower temperature than the surrounding air.

Obviously two gallons of water would pose a problem, but we're talking about roughly 6-8 ounces of water here.
 
well sir, maybe u will find out one day for urself if u ever take apart a motor and see what ur internals look like after years of pumping bad gas into ur tank
Urine is mostly water. Do you know what happens when you dilute a 14.5 gallon tank of fuel with 8 ounces of water and then run your car on it? Nothing. Sweet **** all. This is not the same as fuel additives or tank after tank of bad gas. Your analogy is bad.
 
i just spoke with my RD and she said he signed a piece of paper saying that he'll pay for any damage done to the car.
i got a quote from mazda for around $300 to drop the tank and drain it.
i have a meeting with him and the RD on wednesday.
and my dad is going to take the money :(
 
o lawd.

I'm glad you are getting this business resolved. It embarrasses me that it even happened. Ugh.

(five-0)
 
Urine is mostly water. Do you know what happens when you dilute a 14.5 gallon tank of fuel with 8 ounces of water and then run your car on it? Nothing. Sweet **** all. This is not the same as fuel additives or tank after tank of bad gas. Your analogy is bad.

omg u just dont get it through ur thick head what i am saying. im trying to explain how piss is nothing compared to all the other crap going into ur tank. so to break it down for people that are just to dumb to get it, im saying that PISS WILL NOT HURT UR CAR
 
as terrible as this sounds....LOL. Both with regard to the gentleman peeing in someone's tank and second, arguing the possible damage wiener juice might cause. (hahaspit)
 
make a police report, call your dads lawyer, make him pay.

afterwards, find out where he lives. Take a thin baking pan, spray some pam, pee on it until it fills to the top. freeze it. once it freezes up, take the tray to his dorm, take the frozen pee off the pan, and slide it underneath the door.

i love pranks.
HAHAHA! Best prank ever. I assume you know this from experience.


Just file a report and make the kid pay, because like someone else said, the biggest issue is the damage cause by prying open the gas tank.
 
The best prank I can think of is buying a subscription to Playgirl for a male friend (who isn't gay) and have it mailed to his neighbor, but in his name. Every month he'll get the hand delivery of his naked men magazine by a neighbor with a raised brow.
 

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