Photoshop Competition: nate0123 wins!

[Diehonda]

"This is too much work for you to drift in FWD!"

 

[GhostMercury]

i dont want any stuff but, this was fun to do

 

[Smooth1]

" I told ya if you light a match and fart it will flame, but damn what did you have for lunch???"

 

[Breeegz]

"That bastard plowed us in, again!"

or

"Your coat, your pants, and your snowshoes; Give them to me now!"

or

"This is a carjackin' old man!, give your keys and your wallet!"

 

[ZoomZoomH]

Here's a pic of the last box of crap given away from my basement

hey i recognize that box 'o crap

 

[katsmp3]

so far i like the 'gimme your keys and your wallet one' a bit dry

 

[nate0123]

"Could you pass the quick detailer? I see some dust over here..."

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

"See....I told you the heat from us making love in there would melt all that snow"

 

[Foolish]

Just then, Chuck mentioned to Bob that another 12 feet of snow was predicted for that afternoon.

No one ever found Chuck's body.

 

[Foolish]

"Let's move to Buffalo" you said, "How bad could the winters be?" you said.
If I could feel my feet, I'd kick your ass back to Florida right now!

 

[o.g.sk8er]

"No honey..our car is the one next to it."

 

[nate0123]

"Hey! Who put a car in our snow fort?"

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

"No you dumbasses, i said I said they were trapped in the silver SUV, not the black wagon"

 

[zoomzone]

"what Do You Mean You Don't Have The Keys?"

 

[SNike05]

"what Do You Mean You Don't Have The Keys?"

WINNER!

 

[SuperStretch18]

"Billy, you say a word about Global Warming and I'll knock your block off"

-or-

"You call this is snow?!? When I was a kid..."

 

[mx-p5]

"what Do You Mean You Don't Have The Keys?"

2nd the winner!!!

 

[chacon101]

"Never give Frosty The Snow Man viagra"

Could work for Sasquach as well

 

[nate0123]

"So I'm thinking if we back up as far as possible, then can get up some momentum..."

 

[mx-p5]

We fail