Ewww, ok so my experience is not as bad as that but I was still furious today(looking back more at myself for not reacting faster I guess)
I was working on my deck this afternoon and my almost 2 year old daughter decides to try and get on her little tricycle. (yeah you know where it is going)
I notice her get on and think ok, she is quite a ways from car still no need to get up. Get busy working look up and OMG, she is now starting to ride beside the damn car down the driveway... run towards her and sure enough the dang tricycle heads right at the door!!
Left handle car hits the drivers door, leaves a nice scratch and when I grabbed the left handle bar and pull it back the damn right handle bar swings around and hits the door leaving another small mark!
Hate that I cussed in front of the kids but I just couldn't help myself. Poor kids, never yelled at her but she didnt know the difference I bet.
I tried waxing it, helped a bit, but I can still see them pretty easily, of course nobody else can which I suppose makes me feel a little better (NOT)

Not deep enough to get the colour but its deep enough to catch finger nail in it so the clear coat is damaged pretty good. Guess I will live with it (reality says there are plenty more to come from peoples doors and stuff still)
At least they are below the door trim line and you have to bend down to see them so only when I wash will I get reminded. You know I don't get upset about stone chips and things because I just figure thats the price for driving the car but I hate when things like that happen, driving into poles, peoples dogs jumping up on it, cats, and kids
