What is known about Chuck Norris thus far...

[funkyman]

Aloha

Chuck needs to work out by the looks of it,he looks way too flabby compared to Bruce who is ripped and has washnoard abs.

 

[Mr Magnum]

Michael Jackson wasn't really burned in that Pepsi commercial, it was an excuse he came up with after Chuck Norris roundhoused the black out of him.

 

[Donas64]

Chuck Norris Doesn't put crutons in his salad, prefers handgrenades.

Chuck Norris things the Hummer H1 is a girls car!

When the President talks about the Missle defense shield, he's really talking about Chuck Norris

No ones been able to kind the Loch Ness Monster, because ChucK Norris Killed it with his bare hands!

 

[Mr Magnum]

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he's really pushing the earth down.......

 

[Hy8us]

http://themolitor.com/norris-comics/

 

[Hy8us]

 

[Mr Magnum]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[Mr Magnum]

In Spain, for the running of the bulls, people run from the bulls, but the bulls are really running from Chuck Norris.

 

[Donas64]

In Spain, for the running of the bulls, people run from the bulls, but the bulls are really running from Chuck Norris.

Thats funny!

 

[Mr Magnum]

That Tsunami that wiped out the middle east a few years back...... Yea that was just Chuck Norris sneezing