Turbo Pikamobile Hit!!!

[Captain KRM P5]

$2,000 worth of damage to the drivers side - needs new doors, fenders and mirror. A nice big Chrysler Town and Country did the deed. All I wanted to do was clear the snow from the drive way, so I moved my car to the street. Not five minutes passes and she backs into the car at a very fair rate of speed.

The best part of it all: she said my car was TOO HARD TO SEE. Last time I checked, the damn color was yellow. YELLOW! How hard can it possibly be. Oh, and she moves in three days so I really have to expedite this insurance bull s*** so I don't have to track her down when leaves for florida.

I want to cry.

 

[mypfizzle]

boO. -=( that sucks man.. can u tell the insurance company when she hit u the turbo fell off in the street somewhere and send it to me? -=)

 

[Captain KRM P5]

can u tell the insurance company when she hit u the turbo fell off in the street somewhere and send it to me?

What sucks is I just got the tuner shop to fine tune that bad boy after some problems and not a week goes by where this s*** happens. But you have a neat idea. "Looks like they lost the intercooler too, sir, maybe we'll order a bigger one."

Let's be honest though, right right? The tech was searching Mazda's online catalog and was befuddled when he could not find the part number for the MP5 badges

 

[mypfizzle]

yeah.. with the mazda dealer out here in cali that i go to you really ahve to feed them info and part numbers or their reply time is just horrible.. oh well.. hopefully pika will be fine soon. -=)

 

[Aricjm15]

yeah I saw the whole thing

she had stoped at the end of her driveway then, insted of cranking her wheel so she could avoid the the car, SHE HIT THE GAS, I fealt my heart drop when I saw the car rock
stupid woman
she was backing her van out the wrong way to get out of the nehborhood too

I'm glad she is moving, we can finaly be rid of her evil satan children that she lets run nekkid through the streets, you can be sitting on your front porch reading a book and you will see what looked like a butter ball turkey streak by

but yeah, GODDAMN THAT WOMAN IS DUMB, I mean WHAT A FRICKIN IDOIT, ITS BRIGHT GODDAMN YELLOW, YELLOW!!!!!!

 

[igdrasil]

she said my car was TOO HARD TO SEE. Last time I checked, the damn color was yellow. YELLOW! How hard can it possibly be.

Maybe she's colorblind? (silly)

 

[traitorhound]

i thought only guys got color blind cause they are the ones with the recessive gene or somehting. . .i dunno i don't remember bio

 

[LinuxRacr]

Damn! What's going on with our boosted rides? SMP3000 had problems, My s*** got broken into, and my radio stolen!, and then this.:wtf:

 

[Aricjm15]

no she is just a dumb b****

 

[JOS3]

i can sympathize because im just waiting for one of those soccer mom bitches in a ******* minivan or suv to plow into my car. its only a matter of time if you live in or frequently visit the gurnee/grayslake area. these bitches shouldnt be buying cars that they cannot control. i think the worst drivers in the world live in lake county illinois. anyone who lives here knows what im talking about.

 

[MP5s Make Ready]

It is a known fact that the worst drivers are here in Houston.

I swear everyone down here owns at least one suv. They all try to get the biggest one because they think that they are impressing people. I'm not lying if I tell you that I see at least 6 H2's everyday. And there usually just one person driving it.

THANKS FOR WASTING GAS!!!!!

I mean the amount of gas a suv uses is one week, it would take me a whole month to use. Damn gas guzzlers.

Back in the 70s the cars got 10-15 mpg, they had the huge gas crisis and made all the manufacturers update and change their vehicles. Now we're back to where we were. Damn cars are barges and they suck just as much gas, but with half the horsepower of the older engines!!

 

[OverKill]

Have you folks ever been to Montreal?

Red lights are a suggestion in that city.

Regards,
OK

 

[LazerBlueP5]

Not only soccer moms guys- also skinny 18 year old pricks driving RSX-S's sponsored by mommy and daddy! Check out my post- I just got nailed today! *picture attached too*

 

[Aricjm15]

We have all of the above mentioned people, in gurnee
rules of the road for the idoits living in gurnee

when turning left, make turn from the far right lane, make sure to signal as late as possible

when turning right, never check to see where you are going, make the turn as slow as possible

if you hit somthing blame it on your kids

buy the biggest vehicle possible to impress your yuppie ass nehbors, a H2, and Escalades are nessesary to go to get food, and go shopping, and transport your single child

you are the only vehicle on the road, dont bother checking mirrors

there are many others
people drive like bastards,
its the mostly soccer moms and yuppie idoits that piss me off the most
they need to get the hell off the road
I'm sure someday they will kill us all

 

[LizMoonstar]

Timmy Tercel sends his condolences.

And I say once again: I knew what I was doing when I refused to learn how to drive in Gurnee!

 

[JOS3]

typical daily occurances while driving in gurnee:

-you WILL get cut off at least 5 times

-each one of those people that cut you off, will then pull up next to you and flip YOU off

-no matter how far away you park from a store, the biggest suv will decide to park thisclose to your car (i have run out of cards that i leave on their windshields. the cards say 'thanks for parking so close to my car asshole. next time leave me a ******* can-opener so that i get my car out)

-at every red light you encounter, leave at least 15 feet of space between you and the car in front of you. the typical gurnee asshole will be too busy talking on his or her cell phone to notice that they need to stop, and you will need that 15 feet so that you can move forward to prevent getting rear-ended

-parking is a no-win situation. either you park between cars and risk some asshole slamming his door into your car, or you park away from everyone and risk having your car serve as the shopping cart catcher because people are too ******* lazy to put them where they belong (i.e. my sisters 2003 laser blue protege es getting hit by a cart in the target parking lot less than a week after she got it)

-red lights, yield signs, stop signs, and all other traffic devices are only suggestions, as they will not be obeyed

-turn signals are also useless. and if you do use it and someone almost hits you, they will blame it on you and flip you off (see above)

-bigger is better. if their car is bigger than yours they will not stop for you. you are merely a speed bump. remember, they have to stop at starbucks before they drop the kids off at soccer practice, so do not impede their path or your car will become a colorful hood ornament.

also, the typical gurnee area child has no concept of value (because their parents buy them EVERYTHING) and may decide to use the hood of your week-old car as a chalkboard and scribble on it with a rock (i.e. my fiancees honda civic)

there is plenty more, however i am only posting a reply, not writing a novel. i will leave it at that

 

[MP5s Make Ready]

protejay5, i know you were being serious but that was funny as hell. Funny cause it's true.

 

[boostisgood]

Well, in the new issue of Super Street, The winner of Readers Rides. (dont have the page # as Im at werk) is a 2nd gen Integra that was side swiped by a Soccer Mom, inna Explorer.

This goes to more proof of my idea, "anyone who drives an SUV, or mini van (me included, as I got an SUV too.) should be tested by the DMV,to be allowed to EVEN buy em. IF ya cant drive it dont buy, is my motto.

WAY too many people think they rule the road in them, and cant even frikin drive the wee beasties. Jagoff, SOBS.

 

[Pro5OnSpeed]

How right you are!

i think the worst drivers in the world live in lake county illinois. anyone who lives here knows what im talking about.

you are damn right! my buddy derek has an SE\R SpecV, thats his baby. he was driving around here in lake county near 41 in Gurnee. Some asshole with his Uber size Avalanche was merging into his lane and smack! his driver side was kaputt! then not one week after he got his car back, some b**** in a minivan hit the passenger side! and that was just down the road from where he orignially got hit! wasnt his fault either times!

grrrrrrrr..... people around here dont think thier s*** stink..... yuppies!

 

[JOS3]

i saw that integra in super street......................they sent him a pair of subwoofers for being the letter of the month.........hello, his car is wrecked, is he going to strap the subs to his back when he walks around?

no, but seriously, im just waiting for my turn. with my luck, i know there is an suv in need of a white p5 shaped hood ornament.