owned by the birds

JCell

BEETEK!
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2014 Genesis Coupe R-Spec
DON'T PARK UNDER TREES!!!

i tried to take care of my car and park in shade..under some trees

this is 2 hours worth of damage
 

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(rofl2)...sorry, not funny...(rofl2)
thats why I never park under trees or lines or poles.
 
I was in the basement of my parents house one day years ago when I noticed it suddenly got kind of dark ouside the sliding glass door. I walked over and looked out the door to see a huge "cloud" of big, black birds flying over the house, enough to cast a pretty big shadow. "Cool", I thought, and went back to whatever I was doing.

An hour or so later, I went out to my white car, parked in front of the house. It was covered in big, black s***, from the big, black birds! :(
 
You need this:
shotgun.jpg


We call it the b****. It is very effective. And it has easy point and click operation.

Frank
 
i need that prebuild into the roof of my car, with auto firing mode at anything that moves over my car.....
 
(rofl2) Sorry (doh) Dang. That's why I do not park under trees or anything where birds can hang on unless I absolutely have to (rare). Better clean that off A.S.A.P. don't want paint damage. FYI, I have seen a lot worse than that. Good luck cleaning that up.
 
Bird s*** on my car that was on for less than an hour damaged my paint. There are permanent marks from the s***. It was really acidic bird s***, because it was all red berries they were shitting on my car. When I came out to it I could hear the little seeds from their asses falling on it from a high distance...it was parked under a billboard.
 
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