If a Turkey dies in the Mazdaspeed, and no one is around, does it make a sound?

clownphish said:


Errr... yeah, I never finished college... there, I said it, it's out there! Don't hate me world because I act like I'm smart! Nah, I did go to Montgomery College, Rockville for Computer Graphics and took some creative writing but the greater part of my career has been as an Admin Assistant aka Office Biotch. I am currently working as a Biotch at a company that makes PC boards for underwater research ROVs and offshore drilling. It's pretty cool actually. We have some HUGE clients; I'd say at least 80% international. It's great because I get to talk to guys with accents all day, drool! Basically we make boards for those underwater vehicles you see on all the Discovery shows and such. But, being the Biotch has its perks - for instance I get to spend all day chatting with you fine folk upon the grandest ship on the sea... oh, wait, that's Titanic... never mind.

Yes, another point you need correction on, good sir, it is not Old Hag, it is Wise Sage. And lest you forget, I did warn you not to start in the panties thread - another remark like that and the punctuation fiesta is ON! Oh yeah!
OLD HAG!!!!
:) I too, am office beeyotch. I answer fones like beyotch. I greet people like beyotch. I be beyotch.
Man, this thread has like 85 replies. I started it because I was bored.

And the answer to the question is "TO MSP."
 
I must say that this board is not only out of control but racist as well. I mean come on it's turkey! Everybody knows that chicken is the better bird. When was the last time you heard someone say "taste like turkey". I motion that this thread now contain some chicken talk or I'll be forced to take some legal action ... like start a chicken thread.
 
ToBeBackDoc said:
I must say that this board is not only out of control but racist as well. I mean come on it's turkey! Everybody knows that chicken is the better bird. When was the last time you heard someone say "taste like turkey". I motion that this thread now contain some chicken talk or I'll be forced to take some legal action ... like start a chicken thread.

Mmmm... waffles good... oh,wait... chicken? Hells yeah! I love chicken! However... I once was attacked by a chicken... true story... it was in Wisconsin....

Cluck, cluck!
 
blynzoo said:
OLD HAG!!!!
:) I too, am office beeyotch. I answer fones like beyotch. I greet people like beyotch. I be beyotch.
Man, this thread has like 85 replies. I started it because I was bored.

And the answer to the question is "TO MSP."


*cuts down BIG JOHN TREE with punctuation chainsaw

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eggynatey said:
I love turkeys:'(
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Man, I just saw this. FREAKY s***.
 
clownphish said:


Mmmm... waffles good... oh,wait... chicken? Hells yeah! I love chicken! However... I once was attacked by a chicken... true story... it was in Wisconsin....

Cluck, cluck!

How do you piss off a chicken? Just curious.
 
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