How dumb am I

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06 MAZDA6S
Last night I was comming home from the gym when I see a car full of girls. I speed up to pass them but the driver wants to drive on the side of me. So we are at the light when she says you dont want none. So i rev the motor with the parking brake on so Iwould not roll into the car behind me. So the light turns green and my car is struggling to move. Im like why the hell am i stuck in second ( I have a AT) so i see the brake light on and all I can say is you are so stupid.
 
ha ha ha, almost as bad as when I was with my friend and we pulled up to a light next to a celica (I had a grand am at the time). We were all set to go at green and in the excitement I didn't see my friend bump me into neutral and when the light went green, I slammed my foot on the gas and hit the revlimiter but didn't go anywhere, I was like, WTF. And my friend was just laughing his ass off at me. Good time good times.
 
It's pretty dumb to trty to rev while you are in a wagon. What, do you think that thing has some power?(rofl)
 
Sounds like a great safety feature to have in all cars!

"""
System has detected significant revving of engine while stopped
-> parking brake engaged
-> street racing attempt fails
"""
 
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