Do you read while "using the facilities"?

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

Not trying to be gross, just wondering. I think it's a guy thing cuz Greg likes to have a stash of car mags in the bathroom.

If so, what kinda mags do you read? car/porn/golf/ect...

 

[Captain KRM P5]

Golf mags? Already dealing with one set of balls at that moment so who'd want to read about any others .

I read car mags, pop sci, etc, maybe a little Maxim when dropping the kids off at the pool. I'll call someone up on the phone if I'm feeling like grossing someone out. Ex-girlfriends have no other reason to be called up IMO. j/k

 

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

lol...you're a funny d00d...so you read Maxim while dropping the kids off at the pool? Or in the pool bathroom? lol

maxim is good. I always get the most crazy looks when I buy mens magazines. I just look at em and say "I'm GAY!!"
(rofl)

 

[Sir Nuke]

When "mother nature calls" its time to GO! LOL I am not usually there long enough to have time to read.....

Not to mention....for some reason....every now and then....it smells like s*** in there!!
(stash)

 

[Captain KRM P5]

maxim is the funniest magazine on earth. hot chicks aside (and there are many, rrrrrrrow....) there isn't an issue thats come out that hasn't had me rolling on the floor once or twice.

the whole bathroom thing though, i'm so used to talking to people on the phone that break into the conversation with slip ups like "hang on, got a floater to take of here..." and not even realize I gave away my position on the throne to the other party.

 

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

Not to mention....for some reason....every now and then....it smells like s*** in there!!
(stash)

(rofl)

 

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

the whole bathroom thing though, i'm so used to talking to people on the phone that break into the conversation with slip ups like "hang on, got a floater to take of here..." and not even realize I gave away my position on the throne to the other party.

i hope this doesn't turn to a gross subject, but what the hell is a floater??

 

[Captain KRM P5]

answering that might turn it into a gross subject. try not to use your imagination too much here, lol.

dammit, you couldn't have started another sex thread? naww, ya had to go and start toilet talk....man...lol

 

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

lmao...it was about magazines...really!

 

[bd4awgn]

everytime I go in there to talk to a man about a horse I always end up with shitlin ponies....

Newspaper,Maxim,Stuff,Playboy,Superstreet,etc. etc.

 

[Sir Nuke]

i hope this doesn't turn to a gross subject, but what the hell is a floater??

geeeeeeeeeez I can't believe you couldn't figure this one out...lol

well think about it...we are talking about taking a dump.....you basically have two types....sinkers and FLOATERS!!! LOL

 

[Kooldino]

I have NO idea how people have time to read. I go in...it comes out in a few seconds...clean up...and I'm gone. 2 minute process. Hell, by the time I picked up a book, I'd have to wipe w/ it.

 

[FuNwaGoN]

Like others I am not trying to be gross but I have many stomach conditions and as a result spend alot of time on the throne. I currently have and overflowing magzine rack next to the toilet. Sad thing is that is about the only place I do any reading. It really sucks when you are a guy and have to sit more than you stand when you go to the bathroom. Makes long road trips really interesting. Sorry for the details. Back to the Mags..

Car mags, Catalogs, Misc.

Probably more than ya'll need to know but I kind of have a ritual of having to go to the bathroom right when I get home from work. Since I am usually running for it I grab my mail on the way in and read my mail and sometimes pay bills on the john.

BTW Love the thread, Funny ASS $HIT

 

[BigBlue]

Car mags or perhaps comic books...but other times it's just down to business lol.

 

[blynzoo]

I have a book on principles of exchange("Exchange" by Mike Davis), a kind of silly, dated book called "Future Shock" by Alvin Toffler, and a biography of Mao Tse Tung on my toilet. If only I was as smart as my s*** probably now is.

But, then, I'm also a total nerd who has a couple thousand books in an efficiency apartment.

But, I will state my case again, I have made love to a woman

 

[sttl013]

Where in the hell do you think my computer is??

 

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

BTW Love the thread, Funny ASS $HIT

pun intended? (rofl)

 

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

lmao...you guys are funny. kudos to those who are brave enough to reply.

i find that most guys I have lived with take at least 10-15 mins on the throne.

oh, and I think it's funny how guys I date never use the bathroom, until I live with them. lol!

 

[Yello_Pro5]

I have a pile of SCC mags beside the throne, when I'm not in a hurry, I often stay there so long to read that I can not walk anymore when I get up, my leg are all weak.. My GF laughs at me when it happens...

 

[low_psi]

i'm never king for long. i guess its b/c i'm still a young'n and get enough of mah fiber!!