Your current favourite joke?

[NoRotorNoMotor]

there wont be any easter they found the body

was using that last week

 

[MSP#735]

favorite joke = my job!

 

[Dr.Sound]

^ Lmao!

 

[orphman]

Monica Lewinski is walking down the beach...
She stumbles upon a Oil lamp.. Instictively she rubs the lamp.

A Genie pops out and grants one wish.

Shes stops to think... I've already been with the most pwerfull man so i dont need that. ... I've already made all them oney i would ever need form my book.. so i dont need that... she thinks some more and says " I know" the Genie asks her for her wish....

She replies" could you remove my love handles?"

With that POOOF! her Ears were gone!


-oprh

 

[Dr.Sound]

hahaha

 

[jsahyoun]

<TABLE class=bodyblue_v2 id=jokeIframeTable2 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD> </TD><TD>A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!" The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

 

[jsahyoun]

<TABLE class=bodyblue_v2 id=jokeIframeTable2 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD> </TD><TD>A guy sticks his head in the door of a barber shop and says, ''Bob Peters here?''
The barber looks up and says, ''Nope, just haircuts!''</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

 

[jsahyoun]

last one sorry!
How do you know the Toothbrush was invented by a redneck?


Because it would have been named a Teethbrush if someone else had.