WTB: $15 for the mazda wagon mafia sticker new

[alexspeed3]

I am willing to pay anyone on here 15 (shipped) that can sell me the mazda wagon mafia sticker, new of course.

This is what I am talking about.

 

[SMC]

u can get that on the 3 forum you can join it

 

[alexspeed3]

u can get that on the 3 forum you can join it

From what I know you got to do something stupid to someone elses mazda and I am not that kind of person, so I want to buy

 

[jam_asian85]

you can't "buy" your way into the mafia LOL

 

[ericrapp]

that is funny 85

 

[JUSPEED3]

what u gotta do im in

 

[jam_asian85]

what u gotta do im in

Here's a quote from dugger_8 on M3F:

Throughout this crazy thing we here call time, often at one point or another, youse shell out a number of berries for a fine heap. Maybe the pigeon is flappin' her beak about it, maybe youse blew your cush, or maybe youse be on the nut and mooched the butter and egg man for some dough.

If youse just gone soft and decided a sedan is fine and proper fo' youse lifestyles, sorry to say, but sedans ain't daisy. A real proper saloon, ain't nothing wrong with it, but the potential of a wagon is downright nutty, capiche? I mean it must take a real nance to drive his kitten around while she yaps telling him to slow down, turn left, and park here. But hey, fuhgeddaboutit. Which is why us gentleman of the finer persuasion have figured the wagonMafia for youse guys. A syndicate who'd rather roll with the extra door, see, rather another stint in the bit even, than be caught dead at the bottom of the Hudson like a flimflammer in a saloon, you got dat?

With direct orders from the Don himself, were starting a new borgata called the wagonMafia. wM for future reference in case a couple Johns start poking their nose around. Hes put a hit out on the 4 door crates in your area. If you think you meet the requirements to be a wiseguy and you want to be a made wagon, don't bother the Don, read below or chin up (PM) a capo for your initiation.

The "Hit"

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  [li]Locate a dirty Mazda3 sedan (ain't they all)[/li]
  [li]on the rear windshield or lower plastic valance on the rear bumper writes (w/ finger) the following " wagonMafia" and youse "forum name" right under it (i.e. - similar to the "Wash me" thingy youse put on dirty cars). Something likes the following....[/li]

wagonMafia
sok07​

• [li]post ups a pic as proof of the 'hit' on ours beloved wM forum post.[/li]
  [li]Hits on paint are not tolerated. Any form of hits on the paint results in immediate disqualification of acceptance into the wagonMafia. Second chances rarely given and they are up to the discretion of the don & capos.[/li]
  [li]Hits must be performed in dirt only. Rain, dew, snow, etc that is not dirt (pollen is dirt) are not acceptable..[/li]

Only after youse perform a 'hit' are youse allowed to join the wM and purchase a wM decal. It must be written on the glass, as to not pose any damage to the paint or the vehicle. The message should not be permanent. Cleaning the glass is pretty easy and will cause no damage. Sedans is daisy, but they ain't that daisy, capiche?

Once you have submitted your pic of your 'hit' on the post, a capo will reply and if he approves he will issue your mafia alias and add you to the list of wagonMafia wiseguys. The Don will personally chin up the new recruits with details for obtaining a decal.

-The wagonMafia

Effective immediatly, there are to be no 'hits' performed at meets. This is neutral ground for us as owners of a great car to enjoy each others company.

Please remember this is fun and you will prove that.

Should youse guys prove yourselves as a made wagon and be given the nod by the Don & his capos, youse good fellows will be able to join the Family and will be given an alias, in case the gumshoes start sniffing around. The Don hired the help of an associate (AG Designworks) to pen up a disticintive marking for the wM family. If youse guys wants to sport the marking of the wM, then youse must place an order for a decal to be delivered to your territory. They appear as the following, and are to be placed thusly (upper right corner of rear window), running a size of 5.5" X 4" in silver or white:

Decals will cost ya 2.5 berries each + postage. We prefer that cash is mailed w/ a first class stamp, that way the PayPal don't get their dibs, capiche?!? Youse made wagons must chin up a high pillow for details.


So there you have it. A way in to the rest of your life as a made wagon. It ain't all sunshine and berries from here on out, but it certainly helps. Oh yeah, if any of you trouble boys flap your gums to the fuzz, our boy Bruno The Muscle will pay your dame a little visit, then take you for a long walk off a short bridge. Capiche?

[size=11pt]official wM swag[/size]

 

[ericrapp]

that is f'n awesome, i read it 3 times. thanks james

 

[vtakk]

why cant you just buy it here: http://www.wagonmafia.com/
?

 

[alexspeed3]

you can't "buy" your way into the mafia LOL

Of course you can....search for their site - Seche Media - Custom Vinyl Decal Solutions

Many thanks to a fellow member, whose name I will not say cuz I don't want the mafia to clean him out.

 

[JUSPEED3]

im in can't get to wM forum

 

[nate0123]

I am willing to pay anyone on here 15 (shipped) that can sell me the mazda wagon mafia sticker, new of course.

This is what I am talking about.

You need to input your location into your profile

 

[stdntDrvr]

please tell me this is BS...seriously.

 

[18psiWhiteMS3]

that is fukin retarted. but the sticker is cool