Woke up to this mess this morning (not for weak of heart)

man, this reminds me of a hotel party I was once part of during a hockey tourney. My roome mate, who had over induldged(as had I), woke up with the urge to puke, as he ran to the toilet, he puked in his mouth, and then as he reached the bathroom, projectile vomitted into the sink..filled it and then some, and as he was puking, he s*** his pants, and got a nose bleed from the preasure of the puke. He then passed out, and slept in his mess, and proceeded to s*** more, and puke more throughout the night, and I think he may have also pissed his pants...but god-damn, we where glad he made it to the bathroom before he exploded. Apparently, the only thing he remembers, is me saying 'Ahh, what the ****?" too the smell of his puke, before it even hit the sink...it smelt worse than his s*** did...and it just would not unlcod in the sink...it was ******...so he scooped it all out, and put it in the toilet...we always have kinda wondered how we didnt get called by the hotel for the mess and smell that was left behind...you could smell our room 5 rooms down..it was hainus. When I woke up in the morning, and went to go to the bathroom, the smell, and sight of the s***/puke/blood/piss covered friend of mine, cause me to puke on him, waking him, as he s*** a bit more...I've never seen someone with such a bad case of the s***...apparently(this is what the emerg doc's told him) the combination of food poisoning, plus too much booze caused the horrible body reaction...he was sidelined for a good three days afterward...but let me tell you, we still reminice of the time he exploded in the hotel, and ****** up that batroom soo bad, it made me(who just sat and ate chips while looking at THAT mess up there) vomit...I never puke, but that did it for...just thinking about it is making me sick..the smell is burned in my mind...soo horrible. I must say, I've never been so wasted I've s***..or atleast, I haven't lost that much control...and I've had alcohol poisoning twice...
 
mazdaspeedpower said:
When I woke up in the morning, and went to go to the bathroom, the smell, and sight of the s***/puke/blood/piss covered friend of mine, cause me to puke on him, waking him, as he s*** a bit more...
that's f-ed up mang (smash)
 
wow, just got up to check my e-mail at work and read this thread.....think i almost pissed my pants laughing....can remember those days!!!

time for ned now!
 
Everybody, please settle down. I have found the cuplrit.
 

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smithers_0990 said:
I recently found myself rudely awoken to a repulsion of this nature.

It happened to be the night after the last Mazda meet (October 16, 2004). I was not the perpetrator, but those of you who were at the meet may have met the "chosen one."

I arose from my drunken slumber to find one of my friends vomiting rather furiously from the putrid stench that the warm heap emitted. And the architect behind the creation was soundly asleep.

Not only did the "carpet steamer" lay down a glistening trophy turd, but he also miterated all over me and my sleeping bag.



AWEFULL!
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October 16, 2004 The night that lives in infamy

Ohh, Aric, if you read this, the Mazda Team Burgers were the cause of this disturbance.
no way man, anybody that wanted it raw got it raw, I clame no responsibility for such a crime as that
 
TurfBurn said:
Oh damn that's a good laugh....

Good old dorms... when I was at college in Madison in the dorms my freshman year one of the guys was celebrating his birthday.... was SOOO incredibly drunk he remembers nothing, but getting up that morning I was greeted by a hallway of destruction... I had to step over numerous smears of s***... pissed sheets and blankets scattered the entire length of the hallway... a rancid room with him passed out on a stripped bed... more piss and puke the length finishing to the bathroom... and a bathroom with I believe it was 2 sinks filled nearly to the brim with puke and the sordid attempts to "wash it down" that met with thorough pluggage. Yep yep...

But that was a good laugh reading this s***... uh I mean story... :)

Later!

... I can't freakin' stop laughing at this. I've been in the dorms ... I can just see all that happening ... OMG ... I am laughing so hard I ache ... ROFL!!!!

HOW THE HELL did the RA deal with all that s***? (pun intended .. ;) )
 
Man, you know wut sucks, is that that place is gonna stink for a long time man...no way are you getting that smell out too easily...I can still smell puke on my one bage I puked on once..I washed it soo many times, and I can still sense it...maybe it's the memory..I dunno..but yuck.
 
gahdamn. you all need to teach your roomates to drink before you let them out into the world.
 
Oh those where the days. s*** and puke where ever you want and just leave it long enough for an incriminating picture to be taken. Wait a minute, I can't say that I have ever done that, not even as a toddler. Please explain how something like this can happen. Can you hook me up with his drug dealer?

Anyway something to show his grandkids.
 
jajaja that reminds me, when my brother got drunk and he pee in my bed, when i was sleeping jajaja i was like damm something is wet, jajaja there it goes my brother peeing i got so pissed that i needed to change the bed and turn the matress over
 
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