Damn...It looked like he wiped his own ass with his shoes...
College is fantastic...I know a chic that stumbled into my other apartment (not the one I am in now) and s*** and puked on who, at the time, was her cheating boyfriend (who had the other girl in his floor with him)...and obviously now is not her boyfriend...
As the story goes...she saw him with another girl at a party...and saw him leave with her...Talked to her drunk ass friends about it, who continued to pity her and give her more Tekillya and wine coolers...She then used her key that he had given her to get into the apartment...and went into his room...now it gets confusing...He claims he had puked in his trash cran or something before he passed out with the other girl...His girlfriend walked in, ready to wake him up and b**** and s***...But she smelled the puke that was in there, and puked on her shirt and passed out on the floor next to him and the girl...and the room was dark...She then claims she woke up, and tried to use the restroom...but there was no restroom in his room, and her mind made the dark circle that is a hamper into a toilet...she threw up in it perfectly fine...but then tried to sit on it and relieve the pressure from within...proceded to fall over, whilst moving bowells, onto my room mate and the other girl...and passed out again...
Now I never saw anything but the aftermath...so that is just the story the three involved agreed apon, and told me...I came home the next day, and went to wake him up for his friday class (yeah..this was a thursday night) because his alarm was blaring like mad...I opened the door, clicked on the light...and took pictures...didn't look as bad as the first pics, but there was terd and puke on actual people...and for that reason I shall not post faces of those involved...
But the ex-gf admitted to what happened and apologized...she didn't remember getting into the room, but remembered falling over while crapping...but claimed she was not crapping, only that she was just trying to sit somewhere upright to keep her head from spinning...But the photos of her her pants around her ankles with a poopy ass say otherwise...She did admit to heaving again before passing out for the second time...and that was on top of her boyfriend and the other girl...who has since never been seen to comment...
Sorry its so grosse, just never had a good excuse to share the story...