warning, RANT inside...
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HEY! I drive an A4!
I'd like to think I'm not that much better than the rest of you all....
speed3shon
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We can do without the stereotypes here. take those somewhere else. there are plenty of members of this board who have come from driving an audi, myself included, and i take offense to that.
speed3shon
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Since you have his tags, call the police and say he is driving erratically and littering....
And waving a gun out the window.
i heard he was hiding drugs in his ass too! (evil)
My fiance and I were out shopping with her 6y/o in the back seat, in her Civic Si. There's this notorius overpass where the lanes go all goofy, and people will sit in the turn lane forever than get over and cut others off at the last minute to get like, what, 3 car lengths ahead of traffic. So this guy in an Altima STRAIGHT guns over in front of us (she's driving) and she honestly had zero time and had to crush her brakes. Just a real dick move. So she honks and flips him off and that's that, we're all, wtf is wrong with people. We go to the next light where we're turning left and he stays in the straight lane, as we are beginning to pass him he f*ing does it again, no signals, and this time she has to crush the brakes and steer toward the concrete median and goes onto that little wedge part that some of them have, like a 'ramp' at the back end of it where it begins. Had she not, she'd have totally gotten the front passenger's side all scraped up, if not more.
So now we're like, what in the hell is wrong with this guy? She sits on the horn behind him (granted, bit dickish, but f* him). So we're in the turn lane waiting on red, and this m/fer gets OUT of his Altima and comes back to her car. I'm like, "Baby, please, PLEASE, let me get out," and she's saying, "No. Do not get out of the car. Sit there damnit." She rolls the window down, as prick is standing beside it and has the audacity to knock. He's a 28-32ish orange/red haired green sweater over button-down dress shirt, this is how I dressed in the fraternity and how I'll dress for eternity type. Skinny, 5'8", maybe 155lbs. I'm 6'3" 320, about 30% bodyfat so I have shoulders like a Mack. Did I mention I wanted out of the car?
He proceeds to lecture her and yell about how, "Haven't you ever made a mistake MISS perfect driver? You can't let someone over in your lane, where's your deed to it?" And on. I remain calm and keep my mouth shut, because what I have to say won't do anything good, and is definitely not kosher in front of the 6y/o. She handles herself well, and he has to hoof it back before the light turns. So he gets through on green arrow, braking until it's yellow, f*ing us. I hate when people do that. We go another cycle then turn left as well, and get about 1/4m down this frontage style road, and this f*ing guy is waiting for us in a hotel parking lot that lets onto the road we're on. He's turned off and WAITED for us. So we note it and just drive by, and he turns behind us and starts tailgating like a m/fer and flashing his lights, being a general complete prick in need of nothing more than being pulled from his car, verbally lambasted, his head closed in the doorjamb of his Altima a few times, a round placed into the soft lump between his shoulders, and left to bleed out in the drainage as an example to bad drivers everywhere.
We pull into the back entrance of a Wal-Mart and he follows; I tell my fiance to go more near the front so if he tries anything we'll A) be on camera and B) be more 'public' thus 'safe' because people don't do things while they're watched (one can hope). We get to the front by the garden center area and she pulls over. He pulls up behind her and sits there. I'm all, WTF... It is not a good time now b/c there are just too many hormones going in me. She says, "If he gets out again and comes to the car, I want you to get out and do something about it." 6y/o begins crying; she is very scared - we'd like nothing more than to go about our business and put away our groceries from Sam's but this guy is following us like that semi-driver in that old Stephen King movie. I pre-empt him and open my door, placing my hand atop her car in preparation for getting out; this is enough to bait him to pull up alongside us and roll his window down.
At which point I close my door and she rolls her window down, and he says, "You think you can just drive however you like in your little Civic, how much was that car?" She's speechless, I take it.
"What, because you have a 2 year old Maxima you're a better person than we are and you're entitled to drive like a cocksucker?"
"I suppose you're perfect and I'm sure you've never made a mistake driving? And it's an ALTIMA you retard and you're damned right I'm better than both of you in your little imports."
... Seriously, I swear the guy said that. SO I did the only thing you can do at this point. I resorted to idiocy right alongside him.
"Dude, I don't know what kind of faggot you are but if you wanted to suck my dick all you had to do was ask," I offer. (upyours)
"What-- I hope you both just have a great day knowing how you treat other people, I hope you go home in your little piece of s*** Civic-"
"It's a Civic Si, retard," my fiance gets in, smashing timing baby, that's why I love her.
"...I hope you can just go home and enjoy your little lives because I'm going to go home and enjoy the rest of my day." And with that he rolled his window up as he sped away.
I honestly don't know what in the hell is wrong with people. Nothing like this has EVER happened to me before.
So now we're like, what in the hell is wrong with this guy? She sits on the horn behind him (granted, bit dickish, but f* him). So we're in the turn lane waiting on red, and this m/fer gets OUT of his Altima and comes back to her car. I'm like, "Baby, please, PLEASE, let me get out," and she's saying, "No. Do not get out of the car. Sit there damnit." She rolls the window down, as prick is standing beside it and has the audacity to knock. He's a 28-32ish orange/red haired green sweater over button-down dress shirt, this is how I dressed in the fraternity and how I'll dress for eternity type. Skinny, 5'8", maybe 155lbs. I'm 6'3" 320, about 30% bodyfat so I have shoulders like a Mack. Did I mention I wanted out of the car?
He proceeds to lecture her and yell about how, "Haven't you ever made a mistake MISS perfect driver? You can't let someone over in your lane, where's your deed to it?" And on. I remain calm and keep my mouth shut, because what I have to say won't do anything good, and is definitely not kosher in front of the 6y/o. She handles herself well, and he has to hoof it back before the light turns. So he gets through on green arrow, braking until it's yellow, f*ing us. I hate when people do that. We go another cycle then turn left as well, and get about 1/4m down this frontage style road, and this f*ing guy is waiting for us in a hotel parking lot that lets onto the road we're on. He's turned off and WAITED for us. So we note it and just drive by, and he turns behind us and starts tailgating like a m/fer and flashing his lights, being a general complete prick in need of nothing more than being pulled from his car, verbally lambasted, his head closed in the doorjamb of his Altima a few times, a round placed into the soft lump between his shoulders, and left to bleed out in the drainage as an example to bad drivers everywhere.
We pull into the back entrance of a Wal-Mart and he follows; I tell my fiance to go more near the front so if he tries anything we'll A) be on camera and B) be more 'public' thus 'safe' because people don't do things while they're watched (one can hope). We get to the front by the garden center area and she pulls over. He pulls up behind her and sits there. I'm all, WTF... It is not a good time now b/c there are just too many hormones going in me. She says, "If he gets out again and comes to the car, I want you to get out and do something about it." 6y/o begins crying; she is very scared - we'd like nothing more than to go about our business and put away our groceries from Sam's but this guy is following us like that semi-driver in that old Stephen King movie. I pre-empt him and open my door, placing my hand atop her car in preparation for getting out; this is enough to bait him to pull up alongside us and roll his window down.
At which point I close my door and she rolls her window down, and he says, "You think you can just drive however you like in your little Civic, how much was that car?" She's speechless, I take it.
"What, because you have a 2 year old Maxima you're a better person than we are and you're entitled to drive like a cocksucker?"
"I suppose you're perfect and I'm sure you've never made a mistake driving? And it's an ALTIMA you retard and you're damned right I'm better than both of you in your little imports."
... Seriously, I swear the guy said that. SO I did the only thing you can do at this point. I resorted to idiocy right alongside him.
"Dude, I don't know what kind of faggot you are but if you wanted to suck my dick all you had to do was ask," I offer. (upyours)
"What-- I hope you both just have a great day knowing how you treat other people, I hope you go home in your little piece of s*** Civic-"
"It's a Civic Si, retard," my fiance gets in, smashing timing baby, that's why I love her.
"...I hope you can just go home and enjoy your little lives because I'm going to go home and enjoy the rest of my day." And with that he rolled his window up as he sped away.
I honestly don't know what in the hell is wrong with people. Nothing like this has EVER happened to me before.
sanblaster
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He'll get it next time. One day he will do that to the wrong guy and end up with a bullet between his eyes all because he couldn't keep his cool. Tools like this will get theirs.
I try to make it a point to never appear angry no matter how pissed off I get. I have major issues with road rage and frankly, I get even more pissed off because I feel stupid for getting as mad as I do. I'm a big fan of blowing kisses to people who piss me off. It makes me laugh a bit when I see their reaction and no doubt pisses them off more. Getting bent out of shape and doing something I'd regret is letting the terrorists win.
I wanted to so badly; I tried to keep in mind the 6y/o was crying in the backseat and terrified, and my fiance was next to me, and I wanted a chance to actually be married and father the fatherless daughter. Can't do it through glass, and that's totally where I'd end up for what this guy deserved. I really wanted to 'Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels' his head in the door of his "Altima" so badly. I just can't believe people like this are allowed to coexist with the rest of us; he really thought he was 'better' than us because he had a generic Infinity. LOL.
What?!?!? You didn't know that the car you drove defines you?!?!?
If that would be the case, I drive the perfect car (MS3). It's fast and cheap but really thirsty....and still looks really good. (guitar)
After I was really mad with myself for not thinking to say, "What, you couldn't afford the Mercedes? You fail!"
Except I would have said pink Cadillac.smakdown61
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All of the dickhead road rage drivers eventually get whats coming to them like in this video....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh_gL7Az53o
(yippy)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh_gL7Az53o
(yippy)
No offense, but as I said "here in Switzerland" it really does apply. Good for you folks in the states if not (kiss)
With that said...
I was recently driving through Albuquerque just after 2 am (when the bars close) when this large truck started driving erratically toward me (speeding up, slowing down, slowly drifting into my lane, etc.). I figured he wanted to race, but I refused. As we drove farther down the street he went through a camera-monitored intersection and got his picture taken (he musta been doing about 45 in the 35). Later we came to another stop light, I figured... what the heck I'll do one race with this guy, and pulled next to him.
That's when he rolled down his dark tinted window while flipping me off. I didn't know what his deal was so I was pretty much just watching him (what can I say, I'm not a fighter...). Then I saw his friend with a phone/camera in the passenger seat yelling something at me. The driver proceeded to spit on my car twice, and ended up driving away since we had been sitting at the (now green) traffic light for 30-60 seconds.
Did a tiny bit of research...
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BluMicaR, that was amazing self restraint. I dated a girl once who always took her little cousin with us when ever we did "domestic" stuff like shoping. I think she was testing me to see how well I handled kids. Anyways, we had a similar situation with some guy in the wrong being a total douchefag and followed us INTO the Target we were at, yelling at us as we shopped, and following us down the isles and such. I finally turned around, and in a very calm and professional maner informed him that if he continued to harras us, he would be putting me in a situation where I feared for the safety and life of myself, my girlfriend, and her cousin (who was four at the time and scared shitless). I then told him in a rather detailed manner how I would gut him like a fish. The fact that I had drawn my Karambit at that point pretty much drove the point home. You think people get scared seeing a regular knife? You pull out that wicked curved little mother ******, and they back off fast. Needless to say, he backed off, fast.
Hind sight being 20-20, yeah, I'd damn well do it again. Would I have actually strangled him with his own intestines? Nope. But if he came within striking distance, I would have reacted as needed. Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
Personally, I think the OP handled the situation well.
Hirudin, the last contact I had with the Braddy Campaign was to send them a cinder block. They sent me a self addressed envelope for donations to their generally fascist cause, and offered to pay for postage. I grabbed a cinder block from the construction site down the street, wrapped it up, slapped the envalope on top, and shipped it right back to them.
Hind sight being 20-20, yeah, I'd damn well do it again. Would I have actually strangled him with his own intestines? Nope. But if he came within striking distance, I would have reacted as needed. Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
Personally, I think the OP handled the situation well.
Hirudin, the last contact I had with the Braddy Campaign was to send them a cinder block. They sent me a self addressed envelope for donations to their generally fascist cause, and offered to pay for postage. I grabbed a cinder block from the construction site down the street, wrapped it up, slapped the envalope on top, and shipped it right back to them.
Sierra; that is nuts!
I don't understand wtf is wrong with people like that. I mean, the serial killers of our society are well-adjusted enough not to do s*** like that. Sure, they stalk and murder people, but NOBODY follows you around because of a traffic disagreement and harasses you. That really is DOWNRIGHT terroristic threatening. When I hear about or otherwise get (only 2) people getting cited for speed I get more pissed off because s*** like this happens to me. Where are the cops when whack-jobs like these guys are following us around with kids in our car and threatening us??? That guy that did this to us honestly needs to be held down and violated harshly by a large group of angry men then treated like a TV cop show **** victm and turned into the criminal for how he flaunted himself around them and how he really 'wanted it'. Gah, there just isn't justice enough. Hopefully his life partner, be it male or female, will go out and cheat on him and get a nice permanent STD and give it to him.
I don't understand wtf is wrong with people like that. I mean, the serial killers of our society are well-adjusted enough not to do s*** like that. Sure, they stalk and murder people, but NOBODY follows you around because of a traffic disagreement and harasses you. That really is DOWNRIGHT terroristic threatening. When I hear about or otherwise get (only 2) people getting cited for speed I get more pissed off because s*** like this happens to me. Where are the cops when whack-jobs like these guys are following us around with kids in our car and threatening us??? That guy that did this to us honestly needs to be held down and violated harshly by a large group of angry men then treated like a TV cop show **** victm and turned into the criminal for how he flaunted himself around them and how he really 'wanted it'. Gah, there just isn't justice enough. Hopefully his life partner, be it male or female, will go out and cheat on him and get a nice permanent STD and give it to him.
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