Top 25 Country Songs of All Time!

[THE Phen]

25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth "Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

21. I Bought A Car From A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run So We're Even

20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back And Cryin' Over You

13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head

10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You

9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

8. Please Bypass This Heart

7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

4. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer



And the number 1 favorite country song is:



1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women,But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few.

 

[aMaff]

1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women,But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few.

(rofl)

 

[THE Phen]

I live 4 houses from a pretty booming country bar. I was there last night, and I swear I heard half of these songs playing...

 

[aMaff]

I've heard a variation of this one before:
25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth "Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

"Take your finger out of my ass cause I'm kissin you goodbye" lol

 

[THE Phen]

I've heard a variation of this one before:
25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth "Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

"Take your finger out of my ass cause I'm kissin you goodbye" lol

LOL. I can't tell you some of the names of the songs that were playing last night, but being there reminded me of the scene from The Blues Brothers...


"What kind of music do you normally have here?"
"Oh we have both kinds...we have country and western."

 

[CTt3P5]

(rlaugh) at number one!!! Thanks for the chuckle!

 

[andrew.savage]

"18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better"


(nana)

 

[THE Phen]

Random dead thread bump!

 

[El_Diablo]

Pretty sure I've used some of those lines... (eekdance)

 

[hat1018]

I lol'd 25 times. Bad part is I like country music.

 

[Tiajaunatoad]

let me add my personal favorite "Baby, we're moving on, as soon as I find the wheels to the house"