This site is funny as hell...

[70]

If you like ninja's, I mean really like them, with, like your whole entire body, then you'll love this site.

www.realultimatepower.net

Its awesome, and by awesome I mean totally sweet!

 

[derrick1623]

so cool i crap my pants

 

[Equinox]

Step 1. Wait.
Step 2. Die!

 

[enry]

I am sad I spent 2 minutes of my life looking at that.

 

[70]

I am sad I spent 2 minutes of my life looking at that.

Just think enry, those are two minutes of your life you will never get back. Now get super pissed and flip out and chop someones head off.

 

[fastdrvr23]

LOL, I thought this information was useful though:

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

 

[ATXJester]

Testimonial:



Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.


now that has to be one hell of a good testimonial

 

[LinuxRacr]

Waatdahell!!! or better yet...:wtf:

 

[enry]

Just think enry, those are two minutes of your life you will never get back. Now get super pissed and flip out and chop someones head off.

Give me back those two minutes!!

 

[derrick1623]

enry, study the ways of the mammal ninja, and find that damn trucker...THEN, chop off his head!!!!!!1

 

[MP3intheSTL]

NINJA

I want to be a ninja for halloween.

Give me all your candy or I'll chop your head off kid.

 

[BigBlue]

This has got to be one of the best tongue-in-cheek sites out there on the net. The hate mail is awesome with all these real "ninjas" writing in and giving him big warnings not to mess with them!

 

[enry]

I can't picture "real" ninjas going online to defend their honor....

 

[derrick1623]

that hatemail is funny s***!!!

 

[70]

Give me back those two minutes!!

Ummm, no! Now flip out and chop someones head off!

 

[LinuxRacr]

that hatemail is funny s***!!!

It sure is!

 

[70]

Did you read his statement to the hatemailers??

I thought that was better than some of the hatemail.

 

[LinuxRacr]

I have taken the time to go through the site, and I am laughing my ass off at how dumb these folks are! This is a prime example of what happens when webmasters smoke tha killah, and watch martial-arts movies all night! I highly recommend that everyone go through the whole site when you have absolutely nothing else to do, and want to waste your time laughing at stupidity!

 

[70]

Linux is right...I was laughing so hard I almost siezed.

 

[LinuxRacr]

Did you guys see the banner at the top of the page?
(rofl)
"9 out of 10 Ninjas think Casino is totally sweet!" Does anyone know how to copy that Flash?