This kid is a moron!

pedofilia is sick.
unless if you're the 14yo with hormones coming outta your ears... :p

i'd hit it if i was in HS... i'd hit it, now.
i had a hot 25yo teacher when i was in 10th grade.. she was pretty hot for a chemestry teacher.
 
You can read the 9-page police report somewhere on the web. I can't find the site it was at. Its like a damn porn novel, with everything you hoped for as a kid in grade/highschool with a hot teacher. It comes down to 3 *****, and 2 blowjobs. And a lot of trips to Smoothie King (I'm serious).
 
I dont care waht anyone says.. I was ****** my brothers neighbors wife at the age of 16 adn she was 37 ... but she also was a molsen Ice beer model at the time .. and i was doing that for 2 years ... and at the same time i was hitting my own neighbors wife that was 36 .... so pimp or no pimp .... older women are the s*** .. and there aint nothing better then doing s*** like that @ 16 .. you remember it for life .. and dang .. the picts i just posted of my current girl .... she is 36 too .. so i would die to be that kid .. bangin my hott ass teacher ..... now I have had lots of teachers b4 .. but they were never mine :O(
 
DooMer_MP3 said:
You can read the 9-page police report somewhere on the web. I can't find the site it was at. Its like a damn porn novel, with everything you hoped for as a kid in grade/highschool with a hot teacher. It comes down to 3 *****, and 2 blowjobs. And a lot of trips to Smoothie King (I'm serious).
LOL quick use the power of GOOGLE!
 
MP5Raycer said:
I dont care waht anyone says.. I was ****** my brothers neighbors wife at the age of 16 adn she was 37 ... but she also was a molsen Ice beer model at the time .. and i was doing that for 2 years ... and at the same time i was hitting my own neighbors wife that was 36 .... so pimp or no pimp .... older women are the s*** .. and there aint nothing better then doing s*** like that @ 16 .. you remember it for life .. and dang .. the picts i just posted of my current girl .... she is 36 too .. so i would die to be that kid .. bangin my hott ass teacher ..... now I have had lots of teachers b4 .. but they were never mine :O(
damn yo, you the man!(yippy)
 
pr5owner said:
excelent!!!!!!!!! now i can be non-bored at work

if you want to really be non-bored at work, this story hit fark.com yesterday and i believe people found a shitload of her wedding pictures and stuff online. it was somewhere in the user comments i believe.
 
MP5Raycer said:
I dont care waht anyone says.. I was ****** my brothers neighbors wife at the age of 16 adn she was 37 ... but she also was a molsen Ice beer model at the time .. and i was doing that for 2 years ... and at the same time i was hitting my own neighbors wife that was 36 .... so pimp or no pimp .... older women are the s*** .. and there aint nothing better then doing s*** like that @ 16 .. you remember it for life .. and dang .. the picts i just posted of my current girl .... she is 36 too .. so i would die to be that kid .. bangin my hott ass teacher ..... now I have had lots of teachers b4 .. but they were never mine :O(
WTF? Pics of Molsen ice chick?

s***, pics of all of them!

How old are you now?
 
generix said:
if you want to really be non-bored at work, this story hit fark.com yesterday and i believe people found a shitload of her wedding pictures and stuff online. it was somewhere in the user comments i believe.
Link?
 
Kooldino said:
Nice.

(waits for 0wn3d pic)
haha, yeah.

Dude, it's cool for the 14 year old and all but I really feel for the husband. How would you feel if your wife kept banging some 14 year old kid instead of you? Man, that's gotta suck - but then maybe he'll get plenty of sympathy booty after the divorce.
 
MP5Raycer said:
I dont care waht anyone says.. I was ****** my brothers neighbors wife at the age of 16 adn she was 37 ... but she also was a molsen Ice beer model at the time .. and i was doing that for 2 years ... and at the same time i was hitting my own neighbors wife that was 36 .... so pimp or no pimp .... older women are the s*** .. and there aint nothing better then doing s*** like that @ 16 .. you remember it for life .. and dang .. the picts i just posted of my current girl .... she is 36 too .. so i would die to be that kid .. bangin my hott ass teacher ..... now I have had lots of teachers b4 .. but they were never mine :O(

and then you woke up.
 
Rism said:
Would you complain if it was you in that kids shoes? I sure as hell wouldnt(nana)
And if you caught Herpes what then? Hell, for all we know she DID give him herpes.
 
Highlights from the report:

"He had seen his cousin in the back seat, between MS Lafave's legs, moving in an up and down motion while his pants were pulled down." - hey, that doesn't necessarly mean they were having sex!! There's no mention of intercourse here


"______ left his shirt on but he could see _______ moving up and down as they were having sex and he could observe her legs, as well as his bare buttocks... She moaned a couple times, then laughed at something" - still, no mention of intercourse

"______ then described her lower anatomy. He stated that she shaved her pubic area in a pattern." - nice, she grooms

"...they went to Radio Shack so she could buy an IPod for her husband" - The kids were just helping her shop for her loving husband.

"She removed her shorts, which were black terry cloth, revealing black thong panties. She pulled his penis out of his shorts and placed it in her vagina"
-ok, ok, I guess they did have sex...



man, what a ****** up story
 
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