Things to do at Wal-Mart while...

[RallyeRedSi]

also oldschool:

30 things to do while driving..
# Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
# Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.
# At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
# Two words: Chicken suit.
# Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
# Have conversation, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
# Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
# Stop at the green lights.
# Go on the red ones.
# Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
# Eat food that requires silverware.
# Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
# Sing without having the radio on.
# Honk frequently without motivation.
# Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
# Ask people for Grey Poupon.
# Let pedestrians know who's boss.
# Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
# Restart your car at every stop light.
# Hang numerous car-fresheners on the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
# Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
# While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
# Paint your car with occult symbols.
# Keep at least five cats in the car.
# Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
# Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for fire trucks.
# Stop and collect roadkill.
# Stop and pray to roadkill.
# Throw Spam.
# Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down..to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.

(eyeballs)

 

[k-lea]

I am thinking it's the Spam thing..







..i dunno.

 

[RallyeRedSi]

I am thinking it's the Spam thing..







..i dunno.

I'll shooow you spam

 

[backSLIDER]

yeah, um... about that...

(boom07) The scary thing is that I've done some of those things... And not really with the thought of being wierd. Oh and I've got one more that I like to do.
#Jump out of your car at every stop light and clean some part of your car

 

[k-lea]

bahah.

or

#Start a arguement at a stop light with the person next to you.

 

[k-lea]

I'll shooow you spam

?

 

[backSLIDER]

It's kind of funny that there are only old people at your spam booth. I wonder where this was taken.

 

[k-lea]

probably at a concert.

 

[k-lea]

/sarcasm

 

[RallyeRedSi]

 

[k-lea]

I don't think I have EVER eaten Spam..

seriously..

 

[RallyeRedSi]

my grandma in puerto rico used to give us spam burgers somtimes it was not that appetizing

 

[capnsavem]

olo "Frank the tank!!!"

"olo"? hahaha! (hah)

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

LOL (upyours)

"olo"? hahaha! (hah)

 

[Salmon_Rob]

damn tim, lotsa spelling errors today. ive never had spam either

 

[RallyeRedSi]

 

[k-lea]

Banspam!@#%^

 

[RallyeRedSi]

Banspam!@#%^

whats in spam

 

[k-lea]

-shrugs-

you tell me.

 

[DE31]

i heard pig ass.