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- '13 CWP MS3 & '16 Mazda6 GT
lol that doesnt count, it was unknown that they were family till after marriage lol
The redneck thread....
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lets just say, y'all both are some serious rednecks!
Pennsylvania represents in this thread
ooh yeah, PA born and raised, movin further south to DE hopefully eventually NC
Rednecks_wife
Sweet 50 on AZMC
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- 1966 Mustang (gone-but only down the street) 1950 Chevy Truck
You might be a redneck if you have atleast one vehicle that's painted with rattle can primer.
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- 2001 Mazda MP3
the opening day of deer season at my high school was an excused absence....
same in my HS, but you had to provide a valid hunting lisence to be excused
You aren't sure you had sex, or that she was your 4th cousin?
No I knew she was my cousin. We went to a party and the next morning I woke up naked in bed next to her with some major morning wood. Not exactly shure what happend. I had a lot to drink.
when i was young pulling eachouther through the pasture in a wagon was a past time..
Falling in the gutter in the barn was a weekly mistake.
Getting kicked by cows was just another day
Shooting at birds with a slingshot for fun
i have a friend who is a total redneck... in summer we would take the skii's off his snowmobile and put on small wheels, Blow stuff up all day, all kinds of crazy stuff....
Falling in the gutter in the barn was a weekly mistake.
Getting kicked by cows was just another day
Shooting at birds with a slingshot for fun
i have a friend who is a total redneck... in summer we would take the skii's off his snowmobile and put on small wheels, Blow stuff up all day, all kinds of crazy stuff....
Mine too. Also has a "Drive your tractor to school day" also.
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You've got to be kidding right?
Some counties allow it. My school didn't ban guns in your gun rack until some guy got his shotgun out and started shooting flare rounds into the air at a football game.
I have been frog giggin' many a time. Let me give you an idea how it goes:
At dusk....
1) You get a 3-4 guys together, and one of them has to promise not to drink TOO much...
2) Find an isolated pond / small lake. Isolation is better because there will be more frogs!
3) Get at least one sharp knife, a cooler (not for the booze), a bag of ice, booze of your choice, a couple good flashlights, and a couple of good gigs, (think of a spear with a small trident on the end.) a towel, and a complete change of clothes. (And if you plan on really drinking...a first aid kit!)
4) Get a good buzz...but don't get drunk...yet. Entertain yourselves while drinking by telling stories about the dangers of gigging to the new guy. If you are all experienced, make fun of the guy who almost drowned last year, or cut his thumb wide open on the gig barb. One guy (usually the guy that is going to stay the most sober) will need to stay on the bank while the rest of you get in the pond.
5) "Spot" the frogs (2 flashlights works best) from the inside of the lake
towards the bank. Get your best man on the gig stick and bam! Nail them.
6) Get as many as you can before heading to the bank where your other friend either a) Cuts of the legs immediately and puts them in the cooler with ice, or b) just throws them in whole all at once. (Warning...even after being gigged and sitting on ice for hours, some will still try and escape when you open that cooler --- it really is amazing.) Take a drink of whatever the bank man is holding for you guys.
7) When you are done, drink heavily. Turn off all the flashlights. Strip naked (you will NEVER get the clothes you wore into the pond clean again...the smell never leaves.) Change. Dispose of soiled clothes properly.
8) Go home and salt the legs. If you have never done this, you are in for a treat. The legs will actually kick of a little while despite being unattached to their former owner. (I can explain the biology behind this is anyone really wants to know.)
9) Put them in the fridge over night.
10) Skin them, and fry em' up the next day or freeze for later!
PS. Just in case you do try this...be prepared to hear noises from a frog you never thought possible. Frogs can scream...and I mean scream. With a gig through their bellies they make noises I can only describe as demonic.
At dusk....
1) You get a 3-4 guys together, and one of them has to promise not to drink TOO much...
2) Find an isolated pond / small lake. Isolation is better because there will be more frogs!
3) Get at least one sharp knife, a cooler (not for the booze), a bag of ice, booze of your choice, a couple good flashlights, and a couple of good gigs, (think of a spear with a small trident on the end.) a towel, and a complete change of clothes. (And if you plan on really drinking...a first aid kit!)
4) Get a good buzz...but don't get drunk...yet. Entertain yourselves while drinking by telling stories about the dangers of gigging to the new guy. If you are all experienced, make fun of the guy who almost drowned last year, or cut his thumb wide open on the gig barb. One guy (usually the guy that is going to stay the most sober) will need to stay on the bank while the rest of you get in the pond.
5) "Spot" the frogs (2 flashlights works best) from the inside of the lake
towards the bank. Get your best man on the gig stick and bam! Nail them.
6) Get as many as you can before heading to the bank where your other friend either a) Cuts of the legs immediately and puts them in the cooler with ice, or b) just throws them in whole all at once. (Warning...even after being gigged and sitting on ice for hours, some will still try and escape when you open that cooler --- it really is amazing.) Take a drink of whatever the bank man is holding for you guys.
7) When you are done, drink heavily. Turn off all the flashlights. Strip naked (you will NEVER get the clothes you wore into the pond clean again...the smell never leaves.) Change. Dispose of soiled clothes properly.
8) Go home and salt the legs. If you have never done this, you are in for a treat. The legs will actually kick of a little while despite being unattached to their former owner. (I can explain the biology behind this is anyone really wants to know.)
9) Put them in the fridge over night.
10) Skin them, and fry em' up the next day or freeze for later!
PS. Just in case you do try this...be prepared to hear noises from a frog you never thought possible. Frogs can scream...and I mean scream. With a gig through their bellies they make noises I can only describe as demonic.
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or requiring the men at a party to use the 'outdoor facility' because the septic system can only handle so many flushes...
My mom had a bunch of 1/2 nekid guys arrested for trespassing and poaching because this was exactly what they were doing in her storm management pond.
A few chicks screamed but nothing major. You are talking about a redneck town. More students had Carharts and camoflauge on then school spirit colors.
The opposing teams parents through a fit and went to the county school board to make the ban.
Yes it is...I am from Kentucky. (That is where I did all my frog gigging.) I should have mentioned, "Find a pond / small lake and get permission from the owner to fish it!") We always used a couple ponds (alternating years) that a buddy of mine owned.
