The MAN Card - My Idea to Change America

[peepsalot]

i figured u weren't really gay.... (thumb)

i hope you pretended to be gay by yourself and not with some guy.... (yupnope)

It's only gay if both guys have erections. (shady)

 

[Pretzellogic]

--you obviously never played baseball on any sort of a competetive level, or at least you weren't competetive. yeah its a game, isn't every other sport?

go drink a smirnoff on the sideline pussy

And so it begins. Who would think that a thread on being a man would dissolve into douchbaggery. Oh the irony.

Please go be an asshole somewhere else.

 

[Pretzellogic]

I though running took 2 legs? ohh well, guess I was wrong

Running on your balls is for REAL MEN only.

 

[vindication]

Running on your balls is for REAL MEN only.

ohh, well than I'm a b****

 

[65racecoupe]

You can be the following, and still be a man.....

Polite and chivalrous
Homosexual
Non Drinker / Smoker
Good Dresser

I really think that being a man is not important in today's society. It is sad. I don't want guys to be cavemen, but come on. When all you care about is your clothes and your hair, and you can't accomplish anything unless you pay someone to do it, you are worthless.

 

[pluto316]

stand like a man, wipe the rim when done

**** that, I am not cleaning up piss because I had to be manly and stand up. I like to relax anyway.

Enjoy your piss clean up, sucker.

 

[Dexter]

you can miss if you just piss in the tub.

 

[vindication]

wtf are you talkin bout willis?

 

[chuyler1]

I'm a card carrying MAN.

 

[Mr. 4500 RPM]

I'm a card carrying MAN.

hot damn i wont mess with you anymore sound guru!

 

[GrandBelialKey]

now get a " NO MAAM " t-shirt circa Married with Children.

 

[peepsalot]

now get a " NO MAAM " t-shirt circa Married with Children.

http://www.eebell.net/mwc/nomaam.htm
Get the charter too
http://www.eebell.net/mwc/charter.jpg

 

[GrandBelialKey]

that's pretty cool, thanks, dude. (rlaugh)

 

[peepsalot]

hehe, i just listeneed to the song.
Yeah, it ****** rocks.

 

[Moeed]

I'm a card carrying MAN.

Nice. Got to dig mine up too.

 

[mp3moose]

To me metrosexuals are gay. Not gay as in stupid, just gay.

 

[65racecoupe]

now get a " NO MAAM " t-shirt circa Married with Children.

I want to get one made, but I forgot what they look like.

 

[dbzeag]

one of the rules for obtaining a "man card": not being gay (ugh)

DAmnit!

But it takes balls to get it in the ass.

 

[jbiird317]

I'm a card carrying MAN.

word, ive got the same card, just from five years later... seemed like a loser thing to do in high school, but it sure as hell helps now when im looking for a job....

 

[chuyler1]

Agreed. Seriously, even if you don't make it to Eagle Scout, the Boy Scouts is a great place to learn pretty much all of these Manly tasks posted in this thread.

I learned to change a flat, check oil, change oil, and all sorts of things when I got my Automotive Repair merit badge. The camping, wilderness survivial, and outdoor activities go with out saying of course. The BSA teaches common sense, team work, and moral values. Things you don't necessarily learn in school.

I hate it when people start dissing the BSA because they saw on the news some troop in Texas wouldn't let a female become scout master or a gay parent wasn't allowed to participate. I will admit that there are some hardcore scouts out there that take things way to seriously...but for the most part, it's just a bunch of boys having fun and learning new things.