I really wouldn't call it his luck that is involved or bad luck at that, lets see:
Spun bearing due to oil starvation.... Luke's fault.
Bent front rim and curbed rear rim, along with a nasty alignment... Luke's fault.
Gouge in bumper from Varsity parking lot... Luke's fault.
Stripped lug... maybe Kevin's fault, I'm not sure, but probably Luke's fault.
Hey we did have a chance to help a boy scout earn his help a "Stranded Ricer Marrit (sp?) Badge"... No really this guy pulled over and he was wearing a full boy scout uniform, red/green socks and all, but yet that m.f.er didn't even have a flash light! He was way too old to be in scouts too.
Luck < Luke's driving style
I think maybe if life was one big autocross event, Luke would be on top.