Sneez Fetish???

I say.....
WAR IS ON!
b**** talked smack first....
Secondly....chick is way out there....get a clue dude...no piece of ass is worth the trouble that follows...
Ask Linux! He will tell you!
I would be soooo pissed!
I was also only saying you would be immature if you went spreading around what happened just for laughs. Some things just don't need to be spread around like that....
but hell now that she has lied....s*** I be writing all over the place

For a good sneeze, call (insert psycho's name here)
 
Man, it dont matter.. She drops money to get the gotdamn hotel room. I still dont know what the sneezing thing is all about. But who cares.

Hit that s***, raw dog, and bail...

and if you're not going to, give me her number.. She can sneeze, spit on me, its all gravy...


(just having some fun)

later....
 
You ever have so much to say that you don't know what to say first!

well, here's my 2 cents....

1. She should have told you before or about it before doing it.
2. If you were in the middle of sex, throwing her off was probably not the best course of action. A verbal stop may have been enough.
3. If you drove her there, you shouldn't have left
4. If you like and care about her, all can worked out with time and patience.
5. Your friends don't need to know if see #4. Actually your friends just don't need to know.

good luck... I couldn't resist replying

oh! Call and say bless you then hang up---TOO FUNNY!!!!
 
The next thing you know, you will get a sheriff at your door steps saying that you ***** her prior to you having any intercorse with her at all...
 
we acculally are about to meet- its 8 pm here now.

she did clear up the spitting thing w/ the chick that hooked us up and her fatfuk dumfuk brother (i dont know how one can clear up a lie like that and still be considered sane) and will not let me bring about the sneezing thing-but-i specificaly told her no more crazy s*** w/out a written excuse or another female friend who looks just as good if not better

prolly get that pic tonight-as for hittin it RAW, never that.

non of these miserable broads are maken me a carrier or a father
 
WTF??? I was talking with Devilspawn about this tread at the Baltimore area meet. I started thinking... what could she get out of sneezing? Well, I know from personal experience that when you cough during sex, things tighten up down there. Maybe that's what she was going for with the sneeze. So, my advice is call her (booty is booty after all) but tell her to cough instead. BTW, this was one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life, and am sincerely glad it didn't happen to me.
 

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