Iconoclast
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- classic red P5
I was seeing this female-kinda seeing her-and one night she finnally greenlights me for a good plowing.
we get a room(on her dime
)at a best western and get down to our draws and she is strattling me on that ugly-ass,itchy couch they have in thier double rooms.
this is where it gets wrong
she says to me " i want you to try sumthin new"
i says "nothing is going in my ass"
she says "no,not that- try to make yourself sneez"
so im like :wtf: "how do i do that, and why?"
she says "like this"
so without telling me why, she sits atop of me and after a lil wierd breathing she blows one on me!
this cold, mucussy, high velocity, atomized snot sprays me dead in the grill peice-right-and i froze in disbeleif.
before i get my marbles back in the bag-she does it 2 more time, in a row-head butting me the 3r time over all!
I finally come back to reality and yell
"stop it, goddammit, what the fuk is all that?!?"
im wipping my face on the pillow next to me, while pushing her off-she thows a fit!
she says "what do you mean 'what am i doing' i thought u wanted to try sumthin new?"
I say "new-yes disgusting-no! no goddamn sneezing, not on me, not on you, and not from anyone in this room!"
im yelling pretty loud becuz im imature and insensitive and beleive it or not...
...i start ****** sneezing.
she stands there for a split second and then jets to the bathroom,locks the door and starts crying about how i think shes retarded and she thought i really "liked her" and blah, blah, blah...
i get dressed and leave.
its been 3 days.
now my question to yous is-
should i call her an make fun of her myself?
...or...
tell my boys what happend, give them her number, so they can make fun of her?
dont get me wrong, im willing to do both but, im a pretty buzy/lazy guy.
its a shame really, cuz she looks damn fine and hasnt had allot of pole in her hole, but i cant get down like that-that s*** stung my eyes imensly!!
we get a room(on her dime
)at a best western and get down to our draws and she is strattling me on that ugly-ass,itchy couch they have in thier double rooms.this is where it gets wrong
she says to me " i want you to try sumthin new"
i says "nothing is going in my ass"
she says "no,not that- try to make yourself sneez"
so im like :wtf: "how do i do that, and why?"
she says "like this"
so without telling me why, she sits atop of me and after a lil wierd breathing she blows one on me!
this cold, mucussy, high velocity, atomized snot sprays me dead in the grill peice-right-and i froze in disbeleif.
before i get my marbles back in the bag-she does it 2 more time, in a row-head butting me the 3r time over all!
I finally come back to reality and yell
"stop it, goddammit, what the fuk is all that?!?"
im wipping my face on the pillow next to me, while pushing her off-she thows a fit!
she says "what do you mean 'what am i doing' i thought u wanted to try sumthin new?"
I say "new-yes disgusting-no! no goddamn sneezing, not on me, not on you, and not from anyone in this room!"
im yelling pretty loud becuz im imature and insensitive and beleive it or not...
...i start ****** sneezing.
she stands there for a split second and then jets to the bathroom,locks the door and starts crying about how i think shes retarded and she thought i really "liked her" and blah, blah, blah...
i get dressed and leave.
its been 3 days.
now my question to yous is-
should i call her an make fun of her myself?
...or...
tell my boys what happend, give them her number, so they can make fun of her?
dont get me wrong, im willing to do both but, im a pretty buzy/lazy guy.
its a shame really, cuz she looks damn fine and hasnt had allot of pole in her hole, but i cant get down like that-that s*** stung my eyes imensly!!
