As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
woman who is not his wife. So, this Sunday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all
Canadian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to
help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for
one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to
position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove
they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude
women other than their wife and to show support for all Canadian women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack
at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The Canadian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity.
God Bless Canada!
woman who is not his wife. So, this Sunday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all
Canadian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to
help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for
one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to
position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove
they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude
women other than their wife and to show support for all Canadian women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack
at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The Canadian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity.
God Bless Canada!
