rednecks + import cars = retards...

[element.8]

so i was just at the gas station, and these two hillbillies came over to me while i was pumping gas in my car and proceeded to ask me the dumbest ******* question i think i've ever had asked to me about my protege5.

"what year supra is that?"


i'll give everyone a second to let that sink in...




how the hell... (scratch)

ya know...i don't even want to begin to fathom how they pulled "supra" out of looking at my car.



seriously...michigan rednecks are some of the worst rednecks around. mainly because they're ******* retards about cars unless it has the word "ford" or "chevy" in it.

 

[fkmp5]

are you sure there wasn't a supra gassing up at the pump behind you?

 

[element.8]

are you sure there wasn't a supra gassing up at the pump behind you?

hahah. if there was, i would have been asking him the same damn question.

there was a geo tracker, three rednecks in their respective pickups, a honda civic with the biggest fart-can exhaust i've ever seen in my life, and a neon srt.4.

 

[REMillers]

Ha thats pretty dang funny. Maybe they meant Suburu??


btw there is no Neon SRT4, it is just SRT-4. Sorry just a irk with me, samething with people who spell VTEC as VTECH....etc.

 

[element.8]

btw there is no Neon SRT4, it is just SRT-4. Sorry just a irk with me, samething with people who spell VTEC as VTECH....etc.

ya know, and my best friend drives an srt.4. hahah.

if he caught me saying "neon srt.4", he'd probably put my testes in a blender.


i should know better!

 

[dudeondacouch]

Ha thats pretty dang funny. Maybe they meant Suburu??


btw there is no Neon SRT4, it is just SRT-4. Sorry just a irk with me, samething with people who spell VTEC as VTECH....etc.

Shouldn't it be VVTLEC anyway?

 

[REMillers]

i should know better!

Ok good least you know bette


*puts blender away*

 

[Vulcanon]

I've been asked what psi my rx7 runs at subway....that was fun....

 

[REMillers]

Ha reminds me my roomate was at work when a co-worker was talking about cars. So course he has to listen in..

"Man I hate those Mazdas, and all those rotarys they are to hard to work on. And they all have them"
-Roomate" What the protege has one to"
"Ya they all do"

???????
Shoot Mazda rips me off again, first Jiffy Lube says I am AWD and now I'm suppose to have a rotary!!!!

ARGGH

 

[MotegiMazdA]

The rednecks around here are assholes when it comes to import cars.

 

[Atreyu]

Neon SRT4..... just thought I would say that. Neon SRT4....it kinda rolls off the tongue.


Just because Dodge doesn't want consumers THINKING it's a neon doesn't make it not one. I am not making fun of it. Well I am but I also used to make fun of the Vipers plastic windows so.....

 

[Notorious]

Kind of funny you mention that. I had a 10 minute arguement with some guy at the gas station about my car being all wheel drive. So i did a burn out for him.

Ha reminds me my roomate was at work when a co-worker was talking about cars. So course he has to listen in..

"Man I hate those Mazdas, and all those rotarys they are to hard to work on. And they all have them"
-Roomate" What the protege has one to"
"Ya they all do"

???????
Shoot Mazda rips me off again, first Jiffy Lube says I am AWD and now I'm suppose to have a rotary!!!!

ARGGH

 

[Pretzellogic]

Kind of funny you mention that. I had a 10 minute arguement with some guy at the gas station about my car being all wheel drive. So i did a burn out for him.

You would think that someone would simply take it for granted that whomever owns the car knows which wheels put the power to the road.

 

[Lil Freek]

no... people think they are right, and you're stupid.

you could make a custom turbo kit, build your own body kit from scratch, and certain people would still think they know more about your car than you do.

 

[sam1]

yea, you should see the hicks up here. if you go to one of the little towns around here like medimont, youre bound to see an inbreeder or two. funny thing is alot of them drive big bad ass dumptrucks. id never reallt seen an actual inbred til i worked at a weigh station in cataldo for the summer. funny s***.

 

[Notorious]

thats exactly what i told him. I couldn't believe we were having this conversation. I even told him to go look under the car.

You would think that someone would simply take it for granted that whomever owns the car knows which wheels put the power to the road.

 

[Pretzellogic]

thats exactly what i told him. I couldn't believe we were having this conversation. I even told him to go look under the car.

Eh, he probably wouldn't know what to look for.