Okay, yesterday, umm that was Thursday, Im out putting around town doing my errands and such. I pull up to a red light, and this viper pulls up to me, you know the 2002 with the shelby package on it, blue with white racing stripes, ::drool:: Anyways, it was this older guy, and of course he thought he was the absolute s*** in his viper and all, which arguably he may have been, but you know, the shades and the slicked hair and all was just too much. So I start inching forward to the line, obviously my stock P5 has no chance against a V10 viper, but i was just gonna have a little fun. So he rolls down the window and is like, "you....wanna race me.....in that?" I was like, "come on, I'll let you suck on my tail pipes", (even in an inferior automobile, you can't concede victory by refusing to talk s***). So he says, "alright to the next light". So we wait for the light. Im kinda pumped at this point with nothing to lose. Green Green Greee, i dump the clutch at about 3500 rpm and get a pretty good start the light is about 1/8 of mile probably. I was watching the road, not the viper to make sure i didn't hit anyone, and didn't realize until i crossed the line that the viper was nowhere to be found. I was like huh? I fist figured the viper had been so much faster that he actually made it out of sight before i reached the light. But i turned around to see that the viper had never made it off the line, the viper had been Smoked!!!!! (flame2). So I go back to the start to find an infuriated driver and a viper up in smoke!!! (well, steam actually). Turns out he had just gotten it out of the speed shop for extensive modifications, ::drool:: again. The technicians forgot to put the hose clamp on the top radiator hose, uh oh. So when he stomped it for the first time, the hose let loose, and water and antifreeze shot all over the engine, only to be cooked by the exhaust producing the ever embarassing smoke (steam) engulfed vehicle. I took him to get a clamp and some water, and he was on his way. I figured after smoking his ass i could at least be a good samaritan. So this victory is for every P5 owner out there. When someone asks how fast your car is, you can say, "well, it'll smoke a viper" !!!! P5's are the s***, and a little, well a lot of luck is always welcome, hey viper (moon), and (piss), and (nuts), and (hump). So here's to the P5, and an amazing victory!!!!! (drinks)
Pro5 1, Dodge Viper 0...MUST READ!!!
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That has to be the best "kill" story I ever heard. I guess it just goes to show you that A. Don't Let All That Power Go To Your Head, and B. If You Want Something Done Right Do It Yourself........(laugh) (lol) (rofl)
