MEGA POST COMMENCE!
Here are some pics from the other night.
Boy, it sure feels baller to have to drive up on blocks of wood to fit the jack under my car. A low profile jack would make life easier, but then I wouldn't have anything to complain about...

Cancer near driver side rear subframe mount
New rear brake lines next to the old garbage
Heck yeah, sky jacker!
5 ton jack stands really go high, these are all the way up, too, haha. They're positioned on the sub frame mounting bolts. I actually have enough room to sit under the rear in a hunched position!
Test fitting the new endlinks and sway bar. It's basically the best way to do it. (stash) At the time, I wasn't happy with how the endlink was positioned in relation to the sway bar, as it wasn't perpendicular exactly, but I think it looks fine now.
Examining how much room I have for spacers/washers, should I need to try to straighten things out for the endlinks. I don't think that'll be necessary at this point, though.
The included bolt came with a fancy nylock nut that I didn't want to wear out, so I found some other hardware in the workshop.
Passenger side, closer to being mocked up
Driver's side with bolts, looks like it might have some wonky angle there, it's hard to tell what is a good thing to base the perspective off of
Beefing up the passenger side sway bar bracket mock up
Driver's side, with the wheel jacked all the way up to normal position (load bearing). It looks like the angles are better.
I just think this is a cool picture. I've never seen anything like this before, but it so clearly illustrates what a sway bar does. As the driver's side is loaded, it forces the passenger side down. Now, if it were still connected to the sway bar bracket like it should be (it broke the zip ties, lul), it would push up on the passenger side suspension and attempt to load that side, also. In effect it would increase the spring rates in the rear while cornering forces are applied. I'm very visual, so this was a cool moment for me.
Carnage
An example of just how far the bar moved
New bushing and bracket next to the old
Hmmm, it looks like the bendy end parts of the Contour bar are shorter than the 626 one, as it's pulling the endlinks forward too much. I'll be sure to position the new mounts so that that won't happen in the future.
Aftermath
Attacking with vengeance, these are the old sway bar bracket mounts
No more!
One of these is not like the others...
Another of the old crap
End that snapped off, there wasn't enough room to get in there and do anything about it. (unamused)
I thought the nut was round, but it turns out it was square. It's welded in there, and even after trying to squeeze a wrench in there, I couldn't get it fully seated on the nut, and even without seating it, the sides were touching and I couldn't try to turn it. My buddy suggested I should just put a wrench on it and snap the welds... Easier said than done.