From the time i was sixteen to today (23):
85 GMC suburban (supercharged 454, I ate mustangs for breakfast, hit by Geo Storm...poor Geo)(1995)
87 GMC full-size van (all my friends had sex in it for some reason) (1995-1996)
87 Crown Vic wagon (carried kegs and cases, t-boned while dad was driving it) (1996)
95 Saab 900 turbo (ah, the days of dope dealing, leather, turbo, CD, power everything, ass magnet, 3-year lease) (1996-1997)
91 Ford Taurus police package (eventually sandwiched between tahoe and old malibu, no more drugs so Saab is bye bye)(1997-1999)
92 Oldsmobile 88 Royale (american luxury, every option known to man, chevy 3800 motor that pulled like a beast, trunk button didnt work)(1999-2001)
89 Olds Custom Cruiser (A new version of the car in "That 70's Show, 5.0 L V8, yet geared all wrong, all options known to man, options eventually caught fire and burned a door panel, car was taken out and shot, literally) (2000-2001)
2002 Mazda Protege5 (livin the 9-5 life, with a car to show for it)(purchased Oct 2001, 92 Olds died on the way to the dealership, so I knew I was making the right decision)
I guess that's a lot of cars for 8 years of driving.