Pet names for Speed3

Gojira is great and Jailbait sounds about right. I have been calling mine just "the Speed."
 
My wife came up with mine. We call her Lola because she looks kinda girly, but she's got a pair of balls up her skirt.
 
mazdarati, its japatalian.

Mazdarati, never heard that one, but thats awesome. When I get back to the states from Iraq, i'm going to get a black ms3 and later on get gunmetal rims....I think i'll call her "Midnight"
 
Mazdarati, never heard that one, but thats awesome. When I get back to the states from Iraq, i'm going to get a black ms3 and later on get gunmetal rims....I think i'll call her "Midnight"

Thank you for your service! Come back home safe and get you a speed!
 
i saw the best plate last night on an FD---UCANTRY i LOL'd especially since he parked right next to a vette
 
I call mine SSSURGE. Going to probably put that on my plate too....
 
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I call mine Mazda 3 because otherwise people have no idea what I'm talking about. >_<
 
mines the batmobile...

it was a long night of drunken charades, as well as a few shenanigans, the night my car was named...
 
"Akemi"

Short for "Akemi-chan," homaging Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend. It's a crazy ass hardcore tentacle pron japanimation classic. The main character is a shy and lacking confidence teen who obsesses over a girl in his HS named, "Akemi." Many times he is 'thinking' of her or even with her and will just say, "Uhh huh uh oh A-A-Akemi... Unh oh Akemi--Akemi-chan..." It's pretty funny because nobody knows what the hell I'm talking about; if my fiance knew why I call the car Akemi she'd probably be jealous, but that's how the car makes me feel when I'm cruising and it's like 25* out and I'm in 3rd under WOT. It's all I can do to sit and mutter and stutter, "Uh-uhh oh A-A-Akemi... A-Akemi-chan, ohhhh."

Touching that demon is like a drug that kills you a little more each time, so you just keep doing it because it feels SO good. I swear to Science speeding is like smoking crack (from what I've heard about crack).
 
"Akemi"

Short for "Akemi-chan," homaging Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend. It's a crazy ass hardcore tentacle pron japanimation classic. The main character is a shy and lacking confidence teen who obsesses over a girl in his HS named, "Akemi." Many times he is 'thinking' of her or even with her and will just say, "Uhh huh uh oh A-A-Akemi... Unh oh Akemi--Akemi-chan..." It's pretty funny because nobody knows what the hell I'm talking about; if my fiance knew why I call the car Akemi she'd probably be jealous, but that's how the car makes me feel when I'm cruising and it's like 25* out and I'm in 3rd under WOT. It's all I can do to sit and mutter and stutter, "Uh-uhh oh A-A-Akemi... A-Akemi-chan, ohhhh."

Touching that demon is like a drug that kills you a little more each time, so you just keep doing it because it feels SO good. I swear to Science speeding is like smoking crack (from what I've heard about crack).

Classic hentai.

In keeping with the theme of naming cars after hentai characters I will name mine Miko Mido after the chick in La Blue Girl.

IMO driving a ms3 is better than smoking crack.
 
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