Pc Load Letter!!

[noclue119]

PC load letter i believe it acutally means Plain Color load letter(8.5x11) size paper

 

[PhreakV]

We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal 'Pound me in the Ass' prison!

 

[Heathen23]

Naga..naga..naga.. na-ganna-work here anymore

 

[ssinstaller]

I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.

 

[fkmp5]

i am, i'm a michael bolton fan!! i celebrate the man's entire catalog.. is there anything better than when he sings "when a man loves a woman?"

(lol2)

 

[MSPinVA]

"Well, I get to work at least 15 minutes late, and I have to sneak in through the side door so no one sees me. Then I sit at my desk and 'zone out' for a good hour"

"Zone out?"

"Yeah, when you sit at your desk and look at the computer and pretend you're working, but you're really not. I think all in all I do about 15 minutes of solid work in a week...."

 

[dulog]

Milton...what's happening? I wanted to say you know what would be great? Since you're down here, it would be really great if you could just sort of take care of the cockroach problem we've been having in here. So, for now why don't you go ahead and get yourself a flashlight and a can of pesticide and crawl down...

 

[fkmp5]

that would be great.. thanks.. mmmkay!

 

[jred321]

office space=my summer

 

[dosle]

oh man i am laughing so hard on my lunch break reading this thread.

 

[norman]

*mutter* I will burn the building down *mutter*

 

[E.NoE]

"did you get the memo"
"yeah i got the...."
"ummmm....yeah....well....you see.....were putting cover letters on all the tps reports from now on"

favorite yet:naga...naga....naggana work here anymore

 

[nate0123]

I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.

wow, you totally missed a layer of meaning by misquoting Office Space!

it's, "...I could see the squirrels, and they were married..."

in other words, the squirrels were having sex!!! (butthump)

can't believe you messed up that line (no)

 

[mspeedpro]

so pretty much everyday you see me, im having the worst day of my life

what about today? is today the worst day of your life?

yea, pretty much.

man, thats pretty messed up



-----or sumthign like that!!?------

 

[Pretzellogic]

Up in your ass with the ressurection...

 

[dulog]

'Wait a minute professor'

Ever notice that Lumberg (sp?) is also the boss in One Hour Photo? I saw it in the theater and when the guy who plays Lumberg showed up as the boss in that movie I had to crack up. People were probably like wtf why did that guy laugh but I couldn't help it since I've watched Office Space so much. The boss character was a little different but the similarities were funny (at least I though).

 

[jrodhotrod]

Damn it feels good to be a gansgta.....

Peter: Its a problem of motivation, all right? Now, if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I dont see another dime. So wheres the motivation? And heres another thing, Bob. I have eight different bosses right now!
Bob Slydell: I beg your pardon?

Peter: Eight bosses.

Bob Slydell: Eight?

Peter: Eight, bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. Thats my real motivation - is not to be hassled. That and the fear of losing my job, but yknow, Bob, it will only make someone work hard enough not to get fired.