Old Lady Love

[opt_ms3]

there are a lot of douchy people on this forum.

 

[squidmotion]

there are a lot of douchy people on this forum.

starting to agree with you...

 

[Sport6]

i was actually able to beat an sti, evo, 350z, and ms6 in the same race from a stoplight...all without adding more power to the engine

all i had to do was invent and fabricate an electronically controlled release mechanism for a temporary awd setup for my ms3. as soon as the light turned green all 5 of us peeled out from the stop bar, and i was right along with all of them till i hit 3rd gear. then i flipped the safety window on top of my shift knob and pushed the release button. as i went into 3rd, the driveshaft and rear diff and axles blew apart and slid off the road behind me, thus putting all my power back down to the front wheels and relieving me of an extra 500lbs.

so i ended up destroying all of them at the same time, until a miata with a 4-rotor swap flew by me in a 12,000rpm, 170mph cloud of dust

Do you write for the Fast and the Furious movies? If not then you should submit that as your resume because it was awesome!



(I'm not being a dick, I thought it was funny!)

 

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

When the Roll-on Racing League is formed and there's a standard for measuring performance/results from a roll, then we'll talk.

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

I love my MS3: it is a blast to drive but a race car it is not.

 

[15min5k]

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I love my MS3: it is a blast to drive but a race car it is not.

who's been claiming it's a "race car" anyway?? Argument was only about the MS3's abilities when accelerating from a rolling start. Nobody said anything about it being a "race car" What the hell is wrong with ppl on this forum?? wow
!

 

[Alexsered]

So I'm parked at Sheetz getting my Shmuffin and coffee the other morning, and when I come out of the store, there's an old lady walking around my car giving it a thorough checking out.
My initial thought is she doesn't like my park job (I was slightly into the striped area between my spot and the handicap spot), but when I got to my car she very excitedly asked "is this yours?". Since I wasn't stealing someone else's car, I said "why yes it is!"
She went on to tell me how much she liked the lines and it looked like it was pretty sensible since it was a wagon. "And what is it by the way?"
I told her how it was a Mazdaspeed3, basically a hopped up version of the regular Mazda3, except mine had a turbo and was pretty quick.
Then she went on to tell me that her grandson had some kind of turbo Subaru that was supposed to be pretty fast... a WXTI or something.
I responded with, "my car eats those for breakfast; from a roll, this thing is 12 second monster!"

Thanks to M24/7, I knew exactly what to say to that nice lady who's grandson drives a Subaru.

dude, I get this all the time from old people, my gf makes fun of me because of that. I think Old people really really like this car, I mean, 10+ old people said they really like it. I'm like "uh... Thanks?"

 

[boostdog]

I told her how it was a Mazdaspeed3, basically a hopped up version of the regular Mazda3, except mine had a turbo and was pretty quick.
Then she went on to tell me that her grandson had some kind of turbo Subaru that was supposed to be pretty fast... a WXTI or something.
I responded with, "my car eats those for breakfast; from a roll, this thing is 12 second monster!"

Thanks to M24/7, I knew exactly what to say to that nice lady who's grandson drives a Subaru.

LOL...thanks i needed that today! man this monday has sucked (moon)!

 

[Kain]

dude, I get this all the time from old people, my gf makes fun of me because of that. I think Old people really really like this car, I mean, 10+ old people said they really like it. I'm like "uh... Thanks?"

Heh. I'm no young whippersnapper anymore myself, but a few months back I stopped at a gas station to drain the lizard and some dude in his late 60s/early 70s was eyeing my car and asked if it was a Mazdaspeed3 (it's debadged). I wanted to say, "sure is, pops, and the ride is as serious as a heart attack," but he might not have thought that was a good thing. Gotta know your audience sometimes. Like that time I told a Jewish joke at a bar mitzvah.

 

[happy and angry]

I think MS3077 has a new user name.

 

[ecniemann]

WXTI, lol you mean an WRX STi.

Yes Ted, that was the joke!

 

[GoFast]

I think MS3077 has a new user name.

lmao i was thinking the same exact thing(laugh)

 

[djthom]

I think MS3077 has a new user name.

I've missed you!

oh and

+1

 

[mckraut]

Is it really that important for you to share with us your disdain of roll racing that you need to open another thread after the first one got locked?

We got the idea the first time around, let it go.

 

[15min5k]

Stupid ppl really upset me and there seems to be an abundance of them on this forum. A part of me once just to continue but it's no use talking to a bunch of f'n morons so more than likely I'll just visit other forums. Yeah I'm sure all the dumbass on this forum will like that. Probably be banned anyway in which case I don't give a flying s***. Honestly, just look at some of the dumb s*** you ppl type! Not only that but there's a bunch of morons that just agree with each other because of not having a mind of their own. Most be a bunch of 16-19 yr olds or a bunch of old farts on this forum so it seems anyway.

 

[ecniemann]

dude, I get this all the time from old people, my gf makes fun of me because of that. I think Old people really really like this car, I mean, 10+ old people said they really like it. I'm like "uh... Thanks?"

Maybe we should dub it the "cougar magnet".

I've said it before, but I love these forums for entertainment to break up a crappy Monday at work.

 

[oaklandopen]

I think MS3077 has a new user name.

OMG....has to be. LOL

Isn't there a block or ignore button for this forum?

 

[kneedragger241]

Okay, so I'm an old fart... guilty as charged
At least I'm an old fart with a wall of plaques and shelves of trophies from racing organizations that actually exist rather than claims of street kills that sound like a script from Fast and Furious. I'm not delusional about what my car can and can't do, and I don't make claims based on an if/would/could scenario.




Save your hate mail, 15min5k.
If this topic pisses you off enough that you feel the need to kick my ass after school, you really need to get a life.

 

[GoFast]

Okay, so I'm an old fart... guilty as charged
At least I'm an old fart with a wall of plaques and shelves of trophies from racing organizations that actually exist rather than claims of street kills that sound like a script from Fast and Furious. I'm not delusional about what my car can and can't do, and I don't make claims based on an if/would/could scenario.




Save your hate mail, 15min5k.
If this topic pisses you off enough that you feel the need to kick my ass after school, you really need to get a life.

atleast he took the name calling to PM's. i got one too (laugh)

 

[happy and angry]

I've missed you!

I never meant to be so bad to you!

 

[happy and angry]

atleast he took the name calling to PM's. i got one too (laugh)

I'm surprised he hasn't sent me a PM to call me a douchefag or something yet, but maybe he doesn't love me anymore. I'm kind of jealous.