NEMOC Random BS Thread

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The goatee... All I can think when I see it is James squeegeing (that's totally not a word) jello shots out of it... gross.
 
I think my coworker didn't realize that I was at my desk and he wasn't the only person in the room.

He just farted loudly, grossly, and audibly. It seriously sounded like someone buried an air compressor at full throttle in a oil drum full of crisco.
 
I think my coworker didn't realize that I was at my desk and he wasn't the only person in the room.

He just farted loudly, grossly, and audibly. It seriously sounded like someone buried an air compressor at full throttle in a oil drum full of crisco.

I'm going to guess your co-worker just posted the same thing about you on a forum/blog.
 
I'm going to guess your co-worker just posted the same thing about you on a forum/blog.

nah, if I could create a sound like that, I'd be proud of it.

I'd have to gain about 70 pounds of ass fat to produce that resonance.
 
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I don't get it...

I think my coworker didn't realize that I was at my desk and he wasn't the only person in the room.

He just farted loudly, grossly, and audibly. It seriously sounded like someone buried an air compressor at full throttle in a oil drum full of crisco.

Did you at least say something?? I would've made sure he felt embarrassed lol
 
I think my coworker didn't realize that I was at my desk and he wasn't the only person in the room.

He just farted loudly, grossly, and audibly. It seriously sounded like someone buried an air compressor at full throttle in a oil drum full of crisco.
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