My Official "Holy s***, the dealer is ripping me off" thread

stdntDrvr

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08 Jetta
I have read several threads about how people aren't getting the $12-14K that they think their cars are worth, well...here's how it is.

there ARE dealers out there that will rip you off...but the best thing you can do is educate yourself. now, by educate...i mean learn everything you can on what you are buying...edmunds (offers invoices), msn auto's shows an average of what people are paying...yadda, yadda, yadda. if you go into a store, pick out a car...drive it, love it, jack off in the ash tray...your first step should be to ask if you can drive it over-night...MOST (not all) dealers will be more than willing to do this. why you ask? well, it "takes you out of the market." although we know it doesn't, but it makes us feel better...and that's all that counts...besides...you can't tell whether you want to spend 20-30K (just throwing a number out there) by a damn 10 minute test drive...and here's why you should do that. 1. make sure it REALLY IS what you want. 2. you have the window sticker that shows all of the options. you can take this to edmunds and pull up the invoice (it doesn't show stuff like advertising...and maybe hold-back, i'm not positive about that) so there actual invoice will be a couple hundred dollars more. Now that you have that...the car is what you want...tell them that you are willing to pay $300 over invoice...hell, ask them to show you the invoice (you already know close to what the invoice is). If they're not willing to do that...**** them. as slow as business is, they should be happy you're buying a car.

so, you've found the car you want...now you have a trade. you can't ask people what they've gotten for theirs because every car has a different story to tell. there are many factors that GOOD appraisers take into consideration. is the windshied cracked? does it have a star? how are the tires? brakes? IS IT STOCK?

most dealers want the cars STOCK. if not, they have to explain to some little old lady how your old p5 is GREAT on gas, but loud as s***...and face it...if YOU were to go into a dealership and look at a used car that's been modded to hell, would you want it? who knows how the owner drove it? how often it was raced? how well it was taken care of?
So, put it back stock. you'll get more money (unless you're in a larger market...you may find a store that loves modded cars).

so, you go to KBB.com to check the value. i have an '03 p5 with 56K. it's in excellent condition imo. there's no dents...the interior is perfect...good tires, new windshield...so my dumbass types in "excellent condition" on kbb. well, here's a number for you...out of ALL cars taken on trade, 2% are excellet...and trust me, a protege isn't one of them. they'll be something that is a VERY hot seller (think corvette, something new to the market that hasn't even been out a year yet so there aren't any other used vehicles out there), VERY low miles...yadda yadda yadda.

So, on it's best day my car is in "Good" condition. why? because that's life and you can ******* deal with it. j/k. The number dealers put on cars is simple. There's a Black Book put out once a week that takes an average of what that car sells for at auction within your region. It's not rocket science...and it isn't bull s*** like everyone thinks it is. It's used so that IF your car is traded in and IF it doesn't sell, the dealer knows he can get the money he put in it back. plain and simple. and i'm sick of hearing all the mp3/mazdaspeed guys about how their cars were limited production and all that crap. i have an mp3...it's yellow, so it's one of 500...i know that doesn't make it worth more...it's a ******* protege, not a porche. just because mazda put out it's lowest model in a limited trim doesn't automatically turn the car gold. would you pay more for a used kia sephia just because it's rare? no, or at least i would hope not. i hope you see my point here...just because it's limited production doesn't make it worth more money...it's a mazda...if you don't want to invest in a depreciating asset, buy land...not a car.

now, back to the whole KBB thing. NO dealer, NO bank, NO ONE uses kbb...and if they do, they're retarded. Dealers use NADA and Black Book...banks use NADA and Black Book. end of story. if you're that into what cars are worth, invest in a subscription to black book...they're $110/yr...and they're just guides...it's not the law.

so, now you have the car you want...you know what you want to pay...and you have an IDEA as to what your car MIGHT be worth...look back at your car. how are the tires? 1/2 way worn? deduct 300-400...brakes need replacing? duduct 200...windshield has a star or crack? deduct 250...and now you see where that's going so i'll move on.

i know average black book on my car is 9K...but as it sits, i know that 8K-8500 is more like what it's worth. now, the sad thing for the MSP guys is their cars aren't worth any more than a p5. sad, isn't it? again, that's life. apparently they're not all that hot on the auction scene...

so, that's all you need to know about buying a car. if you get ripped, it's your own damn fault. just know what you want and what everything is worth and you'll do fine. as far as financing...get rates from your local banks/credit unions. credit unions are the s***! most of their rates are in line with dealers' rates...so there, they can't make money from hiking the rate up on you. GAP is a good thing...you can negotiate that down, if you're good. i THINK it's dealer cost is 150-200. extended warranties...well, you're on your own. that all depends on what the company is...and in my opinion, isn't worth the money...especially if you mod your car, DON'T DO IT. they can void that s*** if you sneeze on the hood.

NEGOTIATE FROM INVOICE...don't pay anything more than tax, tag/title and the doc fee. all that other s*** is just that...s***. sometimes you can get a dealer to include the doc fee in the $300 over invoice...it all depends on the dealer.

so, there you have it. if you have any questions, ask...i'll answer them...if you want to flame me, **** off. i do this every day...and i've sold more cars that you'll ever buy so i know my s***.
 
(flame2) :p

JK, had to. Topher's speaking the truth...one of my best friends sold cars for years.
 
So end of story: don't you dare try to sell your Protege5. You know you love it.. just keep it :) :)

edit: speak to us about "invoice" price.. because from what I've read it's total bulls***. Why else would my corporate discount on porsche/mercedes be BELOW invoice price :P
 
KanseiZM said:
So end of story: don't you dare try to sell your Protege5. You know you love it.. just keep it :) :)

edit: speak to us about "invoice" price.. because from what I've read it's total bulls***. Why else would my corporate discount on porsche/mercedes be BELOW invoice price :P

Yea...I supposedly get a corporate discount with Ford that is 3% lower than invoice..is this good?
 
Earful said:
Yea...I supposedly get a corporate discount with Ford that is 3% lower than invoice..is this good?

dude they're LOSING money on the sale.. well at least that's what they'll tell you.

Does the discount include vin-etching, scotchguard, paint protected, undercoating, and pinstriping? :) I love dealerships
 
Guys guys please.

Invoice IS invoice. But you have hold back after that. Hold back is the last little bit before they actually loose money. Ford for example has plans for employees. Ford employees, dealership employees and partners of Ford, for instance Hamilton Sundstrand.
A plan is the lowest like you work for Ford.
 
Great post!! I do find it funny how you mention about a car being P5 rare (only 2 model years) or ltd production (MSP) doesn't mean it is worth more, but yet the dealer will jack up the price anyway touting exactly that! No offense topher, but I hate buying cars.
 
anyone that has eductaed themselves should know these things. the internet is your friend. you can find any answer you want simply by searching for it. there is no reason for anyone to walk into a dealership and get screwed unless they buy on impulse and havent or didnt want to edcate themselves about purchasing a car. have i made mistakes? sure we all have and ive learned from mine enough to know that if i dont like the deal, walk away. you dont need the car as bad as they need your business, even if they dont act like it.
 
My mom keeps buying cars at sticker price :P makes me sick. I didn't haggle my Protege5 because well.. I got it for 10999 (before taxes and an extended warranty that I never used).. a 2002.5 in Feb 2004 with 16k miles on it :)

Topher thanks for the writeup though man, it's good information for a lot of people on here I'm sure.
 
when my mazda dealer charged me 16$ for four nuts I knew it was time to avoid them at all costs.
 
Ooohh boy Ive said this a few times..

Even less valuable is a Boost controler has ever been installed, this car is too easy to overboost on stock internals.

But I would jump all over a 100% Stock one with low miles!!
 
Earful said:
Yea...I supposedly get a corporate discount with Ford that is 3% lower than invoice..is this good?

you get the "x-plan"...and yes, it's good. depending on the model, you can be paying invoice or a little under. the good thing about x-plan is no negotiating...your price is printed on every invoice. dealerships don't loose money by selling them at these discounts. we actually get a small commission from ford for doing this...granted, it's only a few hundred dollars, but let's face it, that's probably all we would have made on a normal sale. for has X (suppliers), A (ford employees), Z (retired ford employees), and D (dealership employees).
 
NIce write-up....should give some noobs good info :D

...this reminds me of when i went to go purchase a new SRt-4 two years back. Sticker price was $23k and invoice was $21k....those f*ckers had the nerve to tell me they would lose money anything below the sticker price, after i told them i wouldnt pay anything more than $21k + TT&L, and thats with me droppin $3k for a down payment. Lets just say after 3 attempts at 3 different Dodge dealers, i am NEVER going back to a Dodge dealer EVER! They completely lost my business.

....So i went next door to Hyundai and bought a new loaded Tiburon SE. Sticker was $22.9k and walked out paying $18.9K + TT&L. **** Dodge.
 
CitizenPro said:
NIce write-up....should give some noobs good info :D

...this reminds me of when i went to go purchase a new SRt-4 two years back. Sticker price was $23k and invoice was $21k....those f*ckers had the nerve to tell me they would lose money anything below the sticker price, after i told them i wouldnt pay anything more than $21k + TT&L, and thats with me droppin $3k for a down payment. Lets just say after 3 attempts at 3 different Dodge dealers, i am NEVER going back to a Dodge dealer EVER! They completely lost my business.

....So i went next door to Hyundai and bought a new loaded Tiburon SE. Sticker was $22.9k and walked out paying $18.9K + TT&L. **** Dodge.

No Thanks....I would rather fucka Honda in my MSP!
 
I knew some of this, but for the most part I'm a new car purchase newb. Thanks for the info.
 
Earful said:
No Thanks....I would rather fucka Honda in my MSP!

Are u referring to my purchase of a new Hyundai Tiburon?? If so, it is a very nice car inside and out, especially the SE trim which i got with a decent amount of power.....u may need to get out more.

That purchase was also for the wife. Overall a much better car than the SRT-4.
 
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KanseiZM said:
You got the Special Edition? in yellow? I love those :)

An excellent car for the price.

Yea, i did pick up the Special Edition trim, but not in Yellow. As we left the dodge dealer we noticed the yellow tiburon next door and it caught our eye.....but as soon as i drove next to the damn thing in my speed, it made the color of the tiburon look like crappy mustang yellow! So that was a no-go :) They happened to have another one in Silver.....of course with the 6-speed tranny & fully freakin loaded.....so we negotiated and purchased.

Nothing comes close to the MSP Blazin yellow....(first)

Hur she goes....

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....she actually wrecked it 3 days ago and it may get totalled, we're waiting to find out. If its a gawner, then im sure ill be out helping her find another sporty ride.....Id try to get her the MS3, but thats too long away to wait.
 
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CitizenPro said:
Are u referring to my purchase of a new Hyundai Tiburon?? If so, it is a very nice car inside and out, especially the SE trim which i got with a decent amount of power.....u may need to get out more.

That purchase was also for the wife. Overall a much better car than the SRT-4.

referring to the Dodge..and Hondas. Enjoy the Tibouron.
 
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